"Lord, grant me the strength to deal with all the IDIOTS I have to meet today"

I laughed for a while after I saw that one.

 

save the ta tas...think it was a breast cancer thing

 

 

User2006, thats not too funny if your a truck driver, which I am!

 

"I Drag mine on asphalt"

 

FARMERS FEED CITIES


almost every hick around here has that on their truck

 

i don't know about you all, but the sticker get-r-done needs to be removed from the market. and i don't know if it's a texas thing. but what is it with the people representing their state with a big *** vinyl sticker in the shape of their state with their hometown area code in it. i'm mean it's cool to be proud of where your from and all. but that **** is just trashy.

 

its usually them retarded "four wheelers" that are going half the speed limit that f-ck everyone up to begin with...

 

My favorite so far is "My other ride is your Mom"...its a good thingI was walking throughthe parking lot when i saw it or i probably would have wrecked....

B

 

Lift it, fat chicks can't jump.

Lowriders are for guys that can't get it up.