Craziest thing you ever did in/on/to/around your Neon?
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I also ran from the cops one night in it... during a snow-storm... cop tried to pull me over here in Iowa during a blizzard. And I don't say that lightly, I mean seriously, I was surprised by the weather... it really was a *****-out-with-frostbite-BLIZZARD. A 60 mph CONSTANT wind blowing across fields with snow coming down at the same time, like Tony Montana was giving out coke for free.
Anyway a cop chined his spotlight on me once he finally saw me through the snow and wind, and all I heard on the loudspeaker was "Pull over to the side and wait it out, it's too dangerous to drive, PULL OVER NOW!!!"... Well, I said f*** him, I kept going. I was in the middle of nowhere and then some, so I figured it made no difference where I got stuck... I just wanted to get home, and figured if I got stuck by accident, it would be as close to home as I could possibly get.
Well, it took me 5 hours to drive 38 miles out in the open, because the wind was so vicious that you literally couldn't see more than 10 feet ahead of you through the blowing snow, so keeping it under 10 mph was a must (and from work to home was a 52-mile drive). Needless to say, after some time even the National Gaurd wasn't going out to rescue trapped motorists anymore, and told people to stay in their cars over the radio and wait it out because even they couldn't see where the hell they were going. I got stuck in a snow drift, and quickly called my brother-in-law to come get me in his jacked-up F250... he did, and drove like a coke-head the whole way home, but I got there.
2 days later, the wind was STILL BLOWING like a cheerleader on ecstacy, but we went back to see if we could pull my car out of the drift. Well, my car was stuck in the middle of a highway, and needless to say, we had to park the truck, and I had to walk to my Neon about another 800 feet... when I got to it, my feet were standing on where the top of my antenna was... and it took me an hour to dig 6 or 7 feet down to the side of my car and get the back door open so I could remove some personal belongings of mine from the car, and hope to God when I left it that a huge snow plow wouldn't come along later and cut my car in half becaus ehe couldn't see it buried in the middle of the road.
By far, the craziest thing I ever did in my car, deciding to drive in that storm, because if my brother-in-law wouldn't have come and got me, that -5 degree **** +wind would have froze my azz, cuz I was miles from anything that moved... never doing that again.
Anyway a cop chined his spotlight on me once he finally saw me through the snow and wind, and all I heard on the loudspeaker was "Pull over to the side and wait it out, it's too dangerous to drive, PULL OVER NOW!!!"... Well, I said f*** him, I kept going. I was in the middle of nowhere and then some, so I figured it made no difference where I got stuck... I just wanted to get home, and figured if I got stuck by accident, it would be as close to home as I could possibly get.
Well, it took me 5 hours to drive 38 miles out in the open, because the wind was so vicious that you literally couldn't see more than 10 feet ahead of you through the blowing snow, so keeping it under 10 mph was a must (and from work to home was a 52-mile drive). Needless to say, after some time even the National Gaurd wasn't going out to rescue trapped motorists anymore, and told people to stay in their cars over the radio and wait it out because even they couldn't see where the hell they were going. I got stuck in a snow drift, and quickly called my brother-in-law to come get me in his jacked-up F250... he did, and drove like a coke-head the whole way home, but I got there.
2 days later, the wind was STILL BLOWING like a cheerleader on ecstacy, but we went back to see if we could pull my car out of the drift. Well, my car was stuck in the middle of a highway, and needless to say, we had to park the truck, and I had to walk to my Neon about another 800 feet... when I got to it, my feet were standing on where the top of my antenna was... and it took me an hour to dig 6 or 7 feet down to the side of my car and get the back door open so I could remove some personal belongings of mine from the car, and hope to God when I left it that a huge snow plow wouldn't come along later and cut my car in half becaus ehe couldn't see it buried in the middle of the road.
By far, the craziest thing I ever did in my car, deciding to drive in that storm, because if my brother-in-law wouldn't have come and got me, that -5 degree **** +wind would have froze my azz, cuz I was miles from anything that moved... never doing that again.
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RE: Craziest thing you ever did in/on/to/around your Neon?
ORIGINAL: Shibby927
When was this storm? I live in Ames.
When was this storm? I live in Ames.
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RE: Craziest thing you ever did in/on/to/around your Neon?
ORIGINAL: IowaNeon04
like Tony Montana was giving out coke for free.
and drove like a coke-head the whole way home, but I got there.
2 days later, the wind was STILL BLOWING like a cheerleader on ecstacy
like Tony Montana was giving out coke for free.
and drove like a coke-head the whole way home, but I got there.
2 days later, the wind was STILL BLOWING like a cheerleader on ecstacy
what is up with you and all of this coke and ecstacy and drugs all of a sudden?
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From: Erlanger, Kentucky
RE: Craziest thing you ever did in/on/to/around your Neon?
ORIGINAL: Ghost Neon 2
You still talk to the cheerleader?
You still talk to the cheerleader?
they were the Ames fat bitc*es.LOL[sm=bounceybounce.gif]