ok so i got pulled over with my buddy last night.he took me out of the car and told me he pulled me over because i have a license plate bulb out ond my exhaust was too loud.he said if i got them 2 things fixed then this car would look good.then i told him that i had a hole in my exhaust which is a lie cause i have a strait pipe.LOL.he believed it cause he obviously knew nothing about cars.so he said get it fixed or ill take you in.........i paused and was like ya i will man im sorry.then he said that thats not proper and hes not my man hes an officer.so at this point im ready to fu**in B**** smack his azz.then he said "now im not going to show you how but theres a light above your license plate and you wana take it out and change it at auto zone".so i was like yes sir i will.and right before i got back in my car he said nowwatch yourself out there....so this cop freaked me out really bad and was a total *****....WTF

 

any one else had some d*** hole cops

 

Yeah man that sucks. At least he let you go without ****ing with you more. Sounds like he had WAY too much time on his hands. Hey just to let you know, my dad was a CAREER cop... and saw more dead bodies and carnage and broken families etc etcthan anyone should have to. But, he was also a dick in some ways... cuz hey, he was a cop, and had to deal with all that s***... so s*** wasn't exaclty "relaxed" at home... but anyway... most cops are good people, but you always will find a couple bad apples in the bunch no matter what.

But to answer your question, yes I have encountered 3 dick cops.

1. I was speeding. Going 50 in a 25 in my F150. Had a friend with me. Cop saw me and pulled me over. Looked in my side-mirror after I stopped, and saw nothing but a maglite. Then he came up to my window (I already had it alll the way down) and I literally was looking down the barrel of a .40-cal Glock... thought about sh***** myself, but I turtled it. Anyway, he was agressive, and about 21 yrs old too... he should have called for backup after you read why this all happened... anyway, he was asking to see IDs and hands, and he looked REALLY nervous... so we slowly got our wallets and showed him our IDs... and almost instantly after he read our names, he put his gun away, then explained to us that there were reports of a truck in the area over the past week or so with a couple guys in it that were trying to pick up little kids... apparently, they knew the names of who the guys were, so when he read our IDs he knew right away that obviously we were not those guys, and he changed his tune and holstered his gun... needless to say, he let us go for speeding and didnt say **** after that... but man, looking down the barrel of a gun ruined my night, believe me...

2. Officer Prowont. And yes, i will say his name here, because he is a dick. I will say dick on here too for many reasons, but Ill keep it short and just tell this story. He pulled me over for supposedly going through a stop sign without stopping. Well, I did stop. But bottom line, he was hiding, and just wanted to pull me over to f*** with me because I was the only car within miles at that time and it happened to be me... so anyway, I let him play his role by giving that excuse for pulling me over, even though I KNEW I stopped at the sign, and then he decided to give me a sobriety test. Needless to say, I blew in it, and I saw the results... I passed barely under the legal limit (which at that time was 0.08 in Michigan, I blew a 0.06...) ... he decided to pull me out of the car and started to tell me "You know, I know your Dad, and he wouldn't be happy about this, so I think you better not drive and give me his phone number right now" I played the game and complied with him, and needless to say, when my dad showed up at 2 AM with me waiting on the side of the road, Officer Prowont Dick said this: "Hey Mr. Schafer, I made your son blow in the field test and he blew a 0.21... he's wasted you better get him home." I was sooooooooooooo pissed off when I heard that, and decided to open my mouth and argue at that point. He made me look like an ***, and my Dad didn't believe me... I kept arguing it, and eventually, Prowont f***** up on his own, and got fired a year later for being a dumbass.

3. Cop pulled me over in Iowa for going 58 in a 55 in the middle of nowhere. He wrote the ticket for 56 in a 55. When he came back to the car, he gave me a stack of warnings (9 warnings, 9 of them! and 8 our of the 9 were BS, things that were not even wrong with my car! the only legit warning he gave me was that the address on my license was not the current address that I was living at cuz I just moved)... and after all that, he decided to strike up a friendly conversation with me after that! Like "Hey, sorry for all the warnings, but where do you work? How often do you work? Is it interesting? Do you like it? Are you married? What does your wife look like? Do you have kids? Are they cute?.... etc etc... maybe he was gay, dunno, but man pissed me off nonetheless.

Done.

 

i got one, i had clear bulbs wit my smoked sidemarkers and i had my parking lights on. well i got pulled over and he said when he ran my plates they showed up expired. so i gave him my registration and he cheked it, he comes back and says" ur good now pop ur hood" i was like FUC*. well i pop my hood and open it for him and he looks around. he said " is dat header c.a.r.b. number legit?" i was like " yea" and then he asked me how fast my car was and wat was da strut bar for? i was kinda explaining it and then he said ok. i get in my car and he comes back and says and i quote " if i wasnt in a good mood, i would be a dick and get ur car towed, here in california we require amber bulbs in the side markers, go get dat fixed. now dont drive wit ur parking lights on, always drive wit ur headlights on or off." and after he leaves my gf said," did he just say dick?"

 

ha ha, well at least he left you with a warning... nutty Cali CHiPS wannabe cops lol

 

crap every single time i get pulled over i NEVER get a warning, i always get, show up to court on such and such a date and good luck.... i have had some cool cops pull me over and some ****** to... i am usually really nice to them and they will treat u ok, apparently i dont treat them nice enough because i have never gotten off a ticket yet

 

wow i got stopped for the light thing too like 3 times and i got warnings but i never got stopped for my ehaust beeing too loud and trust me its freaking loud as hell.
i didnt think cops stopped for it being loud.
well that all i got to say.
lol.

 

i hate when they say "good luck" when they know your gonna loose in court.

yanno waht really sucks, i have alot of cop friends and most of them are real nice out of uniform, but put em in it and they turn into super dickowads and another thing sucks, the whole system is corrupted by who you know in the system.... so sometimes i can get off of stuff and sometimes i cant but if you dont know anyone then you dont havea chance.

 

Well that whole who-you-know thing can hurt you too ya know... yeah you know somebody, you might get away with a warning instead of a ticket... but if you get busted, there's also a chanced that (in my case one time) they MADE AN EXAMPLE out of me because I knew too many people... so they literally had to call in a prosecutor from the neighboring county, and I had to go back and forth to court 5 times over it because the judges kept backing out. So basically, I got screwed with all summer long one year just because they wanted to make an example out of me like "oh see, he knows people and we're not letting him get ANY special treatment, so we're going to make him bend over in front of everyone too" ya know one one of those deals...

 

i have been pulled over about 8 times and have gotten 6 warnings. the very first time i was pulled over i had just started driving my car for like 2 days and it was the first day of school and i was going down our school zone and this white line crossed the road so i thought that was the end of the school zone so i sped up and there he was just chillin fatty style waiting for me to pass him and he got my ***. All of the other times were usually from driving to and from either new mexico or dallas. When i make those trips since i dont have a radar im constantly watching the other side of the road since most of them drive and shoot instead of sit and shoot. Everytime i see them i slow down quit and i catch them fast enough for them not to be able to see how fast i was going they just see me slowing down on their radar. 4 of those warnings had said 0 in a 65 mph zone cuz they never had a reading and of course i would give them some bs story. Something like im so sorry officer i really have to go to the bathroom and was just tryin to get to the closest city cuz i didnt wanna do it on the side of the road. The guy would b like ok well the next city is about 20 miles down can you hold it. I would say somethin stupid like well if i dont then i guess ill be scrubbin my seat clean when i get home lol.

If you ever get pulled over immediately start apologizing they like that. If they see that you know you were in the wrong and wont argue with em they will be more prone to letting you off the hook. It was worked for me plenty of times.