The Official 2nd Gen RAM Forum OT thread
#3002
01-16-2012, 07:53 PM
It might be, I followed him for 10 miles at least, but only 2 lane road. Never could get beside it.
#3003
01-16-2012, 08:27 PM
The wife managed to snap this the other day. Yes it's a full size truck. Sorry about the quality of the pix it was snowing and we were on the move at the time. I think its a wtf pix.
Last edited by merc225hp; 01-16-2012 at 08:34 PM.
#3007
01-18-2012, 06:49 PM
Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day,
he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is
outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,
'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. and in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in
the corridor, everywhere he looks... dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her
parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom...
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her
panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly
beaming. But still.... total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted - 'I'll do the friggin dishes!!!
he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
'Well, it's quite simple really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is
outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'
And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says,
'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.'
'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'
'No problem,' he says.. and in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes.
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in
the corridor, everywhere he looks... dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes
off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her
parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom...
'She's got a great body,' he thinks.
So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her
panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly
beaming. But still.... total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.
Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...
Suddenly the father shouted - 'I'll do the friggin dishes!!!
