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#331
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Whats your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
#336
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Get Chuck Norris to handle that for you, one roundhouse kick to the face and that will be it for the commericials.
#339
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why a half ton?
although i did see a cummins 1/2 ton (custom built), with the tranny and gears he had in it, he was running about 1300 at 60, getting nearly 50 MPG, until the loud pedal was mashed (dropping mileage to about 15)
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