Whats your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in.
www.chucknorrisfacts.com

 

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side

 

fixed it for ya

 

Ok, so you see a S-10 with a gooseneck everyday?

The stupid "My name is Ram and my tank is full" commercials are invading my radio.

 

Get Chuck Norris to handle that for you, one roundhouse kick to the face and that will be it for the commericials.

 

Can I get Chuck Norris to roundhouse the whole Chrysler division and Fiat? I just want good truck commercials and a Cummins Diesel 1/2 ton Ram.

 

Of corse....its ****in Chuck Norris!

 

why a half ton?

although i did see a cummins 1/2 ton (custom built), with the tranny and gears he had in it, he was running about 1300 at 60, getting nearly 50 MPG, until the loud pedal was mashed (dropping mileage to about 15)

 

540 c.i.



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