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Wish I could say I wasn't on Medicaid, once the financial details of taking over my grandfathers business are complete I probably won't be eligible anymore, might get to see a doc then
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i don't have to worry about that up here in Canada. if i need to see a doctor i can usually just show up and they will usually see if they can fit me in. its not like i go to the doctors often but when i was a kid i use to a lot.
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Then I had to hit the ER with what turned out to be pancreatitis. My pancreas went into overdrive and was enlarged and was pushing against my lungs and stomach, it was the most painful thing I've experienced yet...
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i think i haven't been to the doctor for a serious visit for about 10-15year before i got bit by my sisters cat a few months ago. that dumb scratched and bit both my hands and my hands decided to swell a bit. i ended up walking out of the doctors office with some antibiotics that cost me $2 and an up to date tetna shot. i think my doctor said not having a up to date tetna shot might have been part of the reason the cat bite caused swelling. you may want to see about getting a tetna shot if you can make it into a doctor since they are only good for about 10 years.
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i think i haven't been to the doctor for a serious visit for about 10-15year before i got bit by my sisters cat a few months ago. that dumb scratched and bit both my hands and my hands decided to swell a bit. i ended up walking out of the doctors office with some antibiotics that cost me $2 and an up to date tetna shot. i think my doctor said not having a up to date tetna shot might have been part of the reason the cat bite caused swelling. you may want to see about getting a tetna shot if you can make it into a doctor since they are only good for about 10 years.
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This is too funny:
"-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
~Bulldog~"
"-Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
~Bulldog~"