i hope the plow truck driver gets my hint and widens the road a bit. this year they seem like they have done a very crappy job leaving about 2-3 feet of snow on each side of the road. i know the road beside where my dad lives is now only 1 lane wide.

 

Snow!

Took my sister to the DMV to get her I.D. this morning, her hill was snow covered, about 2", my mom and stepfather were like "you won't get up without chains or 4wd!"

So I proceeded to pick her up, saw the snow on the hill and thought "I can make it!" put her in 2nd (seems like better response uphill than in D) and chewed my way up the hill, rear end did a little fish tailin' as the snow was slick, but got up without chains!

I should have took a video, but it would have been hard to steer and hold the phone at the same time....

 

Ya know the great thing about living in the middle of no where? Being able to walk on the porch and take a **** without anyone around to care, which is pretty handy because the Corona is going right through me tonight

 

So it's time to pee again........

 

post *****!! bahahahahahaha

 

Hey it's the gibberish thread! Just figured I'd post my gibber jabber!

 

i think someone wanted to get someone else to hold there pecker for them so they could keep drinking.

 

I asked but the wife said "No!"

 

LOL! I'm still snowed in, eveidently the grader got stuck or broke down just south of me . If they don't show up by noon tomorrow I'm calling the county road department cause it's holding up my business. And if there was a medical emergency... No way out.

Say, how do you all pronounce gibberish? I generally pronounce it with a hard g, instead of the j sound.

I'm enjoying listening to radio at 2:32AM . Yeah seriously!

You know what else? It's impossible for me to loose! . Figger that one out! I'll give a big congrats to anyone who can figure that one out!

 

Are you trying to spell "lose"? Otherwise, that sentence makes no sense....