Got me a newer truck
#132
02-08-2011, 08:15 PM
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Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
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02-08-2011, 08:26 PM
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Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
#134
02-08-2011, 09:23 PM
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Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
This is the best thing I have ever read!! You sir have won all my internets for the rest of the year!
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02-08-2011, 10:43 PM
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#137
02-08-2011, 10:45 PM
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Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
Epic man. Just friggin epic.
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02-08-2011, 11:11 PM
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Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
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02-09-2011, 09:52 AM
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I am leaving comments on all of his videos.
On his phone review video he gives away the phone password (wouldn't surprise me if it was his voicemail password as well) and at 2:07 he gives away his yahoo email address. That ain't too smart.
On his phone review video he gives away the phone password (wouldn't surprise me if it was his voicemail password as well) and at 2:07 he gives away his yahoo email address. That ain't too smart.