Got me a newer truck
#143
02-09-2011, 12:28 PM
Captain
Mine too! I just bought me a 2021 Ram 4x4 3500 with a Cummins for nine dollars, and it's got an electromagnetic hyperdrive blower that throws fluorescent green smoke at anything more than quarter throttle. Just this morning I used it to pull a shopping mall out of the way so they could fix the plumbing underneath, started out in 11th gear of the 42-speed gearbox. It makes forty-eleven gajillion foot-pounds of torque, 1900 horsepower at idle, and turns the quarter in 2.4 seconds on just the starter motor.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I was going to run the primary engine on the strip, but when I tried it went so fast that it crossed the finish line before even leaving the staging area, came back around and rear-ended itself. Now I need new bumpers on both ends.
I'm not so sure I like it though. I've already had to get warranty replacement of five of the 72 virgins it came with because four of 'em couldn't cook worth a damn and one smelled like raccoon urine.
I bow to the sheer epicness of this post.
#144
02-09-2011, 06:27 PM
I just sat thru and read all 15 pages of this thread , i dont have words or enough WOBBLY POPs to describe how Fuking funny this is....
:icon_la ugh:
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:icon_la ugh:: icon_google:
#145
02-09-2011, 06:49 PM
Legend
Maybe the barn is where he keeps his John Deere, Power Wagon, and Cummins...Oh wait, he doesnt have those.
#146
02-09-2011, 07:42 PM
Grand Champion
Sure he does. He told us so himself. But it's not in the barn that he keeps those things because they're much safer staying tucked away in his disordered mind.
#147
02-09-2011, 08:11 PM
Legend
#148
02-09-2011, 09:15 PM
Champion
unbelievable.. this dude is something else, eh?
I think I'll send him a friend request.. shizen such as his fascinates me for some reason.. it's like watching a movie and absolutely knowing what the ending is going to be before the first scene concludes, but watching anyway..
I think I'll send him a friend request.. shizen such as his fascinates me for some reason.. it's like watching a movie and absolutely knowing what the ending is going to be before the first scene concludes, but watching anyway..
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#149
02-10-2011, 12:25 AM
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This is the most hilarious picture on a forum I have ever seen! This thread is EPIC and MUST be stickied for everyone to read!
#150
02-10-2011, 03:02 AM
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Everyone with a YouTube account should bomb his videos with colorful comments. I bet he still has his account set to send him an email when someone comments on a video.