Actually, I am posting from heaven. The reason you folks are all still there is you are DOOMED!!!!!

 

last night, I though I saw people floating above me.. I assumed they were being raptured.. they were so happy they were laughing.. then I realized I had just fallen down in my drunken stupor and the laughs were at my expense.. huh..

 

i stole this picture and posted it on FACEBOOK> this is why im left behind?

 

 

I was out on the boat having a blast waiting to die, figured it wasnt gonna happen but **** I was going to have a good time regardless, now to wait for the next last day of earth