I want 5 minutes of my life back.

 

For refund requests, please PM VWandDodge, and he will happily write you a humorous response as to just why it was NOT a waste of time reading this thread.

Thank You for reading "My Truck Won't Run."

 

 

This is my truck.

 

No wonder it doesn't run, the hood is faded.

 

Well, no wonder it doesn't run. It's too embarrassed to go out in public like that.

 

LOL, where's the pic of yours?

 

Oh its simple now! You dont have speed holes drilled into your hood.

Homer: Hey, what are all these holes? (points at bullet holes in car hood)
Car Salesmen: These are speed holes. They make the car go faster.
Homer: (impressed) Oh yeah, speed holes.
Cut to the scene where Homer is wielding a pickaxe and stabbing holes in the hood of his own car.

 

Yea but it turns left really good with that lower bumper mod.

 

Yeah, mines kinda rusty and ugly, but, it has an attitude. It figgers "Fork 'em if they don't like it."