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Universal Truths

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. (Or wine...or Margaritas!!)

20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent some jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

 

Funny! My wife is 22, 30, and 32.

 

I'm trying to reinstall the driver's side CV axle for my '06 Mazda 3 (automatic) and I can't get the damned thing to seat in the transmission. It goes part-way and no further, leaving approximately 1" to go. I did not lube the splines or the seal. Should I do that? I made sure the clip is pointed with the open end down so it would seat. I even tried pushing the shaft and rotating it to see if that would do it.

 

I would bet you need to continue with rotating it a little bit, and *influencing* it with some heavy object.

 

One would have to be an octopus to "influence" it, because the amount of space is limited to almost zero.

I spent a little over $1,200 in parts and wish I'd use that money as a down payment on a Tesla and sold the Mazda. I have grown to hate that car.

 

Pretty much everyone who keeps them much past warranty expiration says the same thing.

Thermite for the win!

 

The 1996 Mazda Protege I had was a fantastic vehicle. I've been kicking myself for years for not having had the transmission rebuilt. Pisses me off that a lot of mechanics act like automatic transmissions are voodoo boxes of mystery.

 

That's one of the reasons I avoid mechanics.

I'm not casting aspersions on the entire field, of course -- like any other field, the majority are just good enough to get by, a few are employed for reasons other than their proficiency, and a few are truly outstanding. And, of course, the few who ever read this are the outstanding ones.

Because