Dodge Sayings
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Joined: May 2005
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From: Central Oklahoma
Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.
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Joined: Jul 2007
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From: South Georgia/East Florida
Dodge:
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
'Dem Old Doges Go Everywhere
Ford:
F*cking Over Rated Disaster
First On Recall Day
F*cker Only Runs Downhill
GMC:
Got Mechanic Coming
Generally Mediocre Cars
Mopar:
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicants
Oldsmobile:
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere
and of course, since they now own Chrysler we'll do FIAT:
Failing Italian Attempted Transportation
F*cked Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
'Dem Old Doges Go Everywhere
Ford:
F*cking Over Rated Disaster
First On Recall Day
F*cker Only Runs Downhill
GMC:
Got Mechanic Coming
Generally Mediocre Cars
Mopar:
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicants
Oldsmobile:
Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere
and of course, since they now own Chrysler we'll do FIAT:
Failing Italian Attempted Transportation
F*cked Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
