Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.

 

Dodge:

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
'Dem Old Doges Go Everywhere

Ford:

F*cking Over Rated Disaster
First On Recall Day
F*cker Only Runs Downhill

GMC:

Got Mechanic Coming
Generally Mediocre Cars

Mopar:

Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicants

Oldsmobile:

Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everywhere

and of course, since they now own Chrysler we'll do FIAT:

Failing Italian Attempted Transportation
F*cked Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony

 

Stop...HAMMER TIME!

 

FORD

F***ed over racing Dodge's

 

FORD: f*cked over rebuilt Dodge.

 

found on road dead
chevy's like a rock. you have to kick it to make it move

 

Fixed Or Repaired Daily.

 

Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it wasn't for fords my tools would rust.

 

Found On Road Dead.

 

Ok, I have been having a argument with my buddy who says that when you say dodge cummins; he says come-ins and i say say cume-ins. So i was just wondering witch one is it?