Well there was a thread a while back about what ford stands for well i was wondering if you guys had any catchy Dodge slogans like;

"Dodge the dad Ram the daughter" or
"if you cant Dodge it Ram it" or for the Cummins fans
"can you hear me Cummin" ect.....

 

I heard a Chevy guy say the Cummins are slow (total BS I know) but he said "Wait up, I Cummins."

 

lol what duz he think a duramax could even keep up lol

 

My favorite diesel one:

"I'd rater be a Cummin' than a Stroken'!"

 

Dodge the father, Ram the daughter

On the eighth day god created mopar

If ya cant dodge it ram it

You stay home and stroke it, i'll go to her house and ram it

dodge makes it. cummins shakes it

 

Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere
Many Odd Parts Are Required

 

nice sig picture vwanddodge.

 

alot of chevy guys around here like the saying: mopar wont go far unless on a tow bar.....

 

Tell those guys this is Dodge and Ford country, on a quiet night you can hear a chevy rust. Of course that's BS, but at least it's a good come back for when they say it.

 

having a mopar is like having no car.