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Old Jan 8, 2005 | 01:22 AM
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I dont even think cape horn makes a 15....and it is a 115 Ocean Pro evinrude. I hope you were joking about a super charger becasue there isnt an outboard motor company succesful at puting a supercharger on an outboard engine yet, the only outboard motor that is supercharge is a mercury verado, and mercury didnt even do it they contracted BMW to do it. And that watch is like 6 or 7 years old, its been thorugh hell im shocked it still works fine. And sorry i missed dukes of hazard, BECAUSE I WASNT BORN YET YOU OLD FART. lol. By the way i wax boats planes cars and rvs for the Wax Man, its a mobile detaling service i bet i could wax faster and better than any1 here idiot. And do you have any idea what it takes to burn a clear coat off? itll take alot more than wax, god dude just stop posting ur making a fool of urself, but im sure ull say the same.
 
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Old Jan 9, 2005 | 03:21 PM
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Hey I know you guys think my truck is slower than **** on a stick(its not), but the main diiference between the hemi magnums and the regular ones are the pistons right? Isnt that what gives it an extra 100 hp with less displacment?(correct me if im wrong), well accoring to this guy who posted a while ago my truck has better pistons....
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ok...i talked to our head tech, who is also our engine builder, and our viper mechanic, about your truck...he said a great many of the petty trucks had a higher performance computers, and 'better pistons'. so evidently they came equiped with a sort of 360 HiPo.
Does anyone see what im getting at here?
 
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Old Jan 9, 2005 | 11:53 PM
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Could you PLEASE make up your damn mind!?!
Are you bi polar or something? One day your truck is the best thing with 4 wheels, and the next it sucks and needs so much work, and then it's the best thing in the world again. Personally, I think you had a pretty nice truck...HAD...before you got a hold of it. Any problems you run into are more than likely due to operator incompetence/error. I think it's great that you went through all the trouble to hang the animal ********* from your tow package, but did it ever occur to you that it might be a good idea to change the oil, or perhaps worry about more performance oriented things than gold decals and cow genitals. Maybe you could spend the money that you make when you sell your canoe and your casio watch on that supercharger that you've always wanted/thought you had.

Get back to us when you make up your mind...

Keep in mind, it's a truck...not a Camaro

Cya later badass!
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 12:54 AM
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the main diiference between the hemi magnums and the regular ones are the pistons right? Isnt that what gives it an extra 100 hp with less displacment?(correct me if im wrong), well accoring to this guy who posted a while ago my truck has better pistons

Does anyone see what im getting at here?
You're way off base on that assumption. There's a lot more difference between the new Hemi and a Magnum 360 than just the pistons. Let me ask you a question. What grade of fuel do you have to run in your truck?
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:00 AM
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I think it's great that you went through all the trouble to hang the animal ********* from your tow package, but did it ever occur to you that it might be a good idea to change the oil, or perhaps worry about more performance oriented things than gold decals and cow genitals
LOL!
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:45 AM
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there bull ********* cows are females idiot...., i run 93, it doesnt say what grade to use but the pervious owner always ran 93 so i figured itd be better not to start puttin like 87 in it...
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 10:13 AM
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Wow, I wish I had a piece of crap pickup I could sell to richardpetty97. It's obvious he will believe anything he is told. Here is how that conversation would go:

richardpetty97 - I'm looking for a kick *** pickup that will make me look cool at school. I need it to be super fast while still looking stock so I can take pictures of it, post it on a forum, and make myself look like an idiot while trying to convince people it's fast.

Me - Have I got the pickup for you. It's a Richard Pity Limited Edition (only one ever made). It has 2 superchargers on it (one is under the passenger seat, and the other is in the glove box). It makes 450hp, but adding a chip will add an additional 200hp. If you hang ***** from the hitch, you add an additional 50hp plus the girls will think your cool. It is red, so you know it is fast.

richardpetty97 - But black is my absolute favorite color, and my neck is already red. Can I repaint it?

Me - Sure, repainting it over and over again is cheap, reduces drag, and will add 10 hp. Oh, and there is nobody in the world who can tell that it has been repainted, so don't worry about the value of the pickup changing. Value will actually go up. Putting gold decals on this beautiful limited edition will also increase the value (makes it even more limited). Gold is also a good conductor, so you can expect 25-35hp gain from the decals alone (maybe more if you paint the antenna gold too).

richardpetty97 - Cool. Sounds totally rad. I bet I could waste some Hemi's with that sweet machine. Maybe even a two door Hemi.

Me - Sure, but why waste your time racing something as weak as a Hemi. Your only competition will be jet cars and the space shuttle.

richardpetty97 - Dude, I totally wasted the space shuttle last week in my moms '79 Pinto. It was awesome. I looked at him, he looked at me, and it was on. When it was over, all NASA saw was a flash, and some white ***** wigglin away.

Me - Riiiiiiiiiight.

richardpetty97 - So how much will this cost me. I don't have much money because I just bought a boat. Actually, it's a 75 ft yacht with a nuclear powered outboard. I smoked a Hemi in it last week.

Me - It'll only cost you $6000 plus a crappie watch.

richardpetty97 - Wow, I just happen to have a crappie watch. I smoked a Hemi in it last week. You got a deal.
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 11:54 AM
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i cant stop laughing lol
 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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I have the exclusive Ozzy edition Ram.

The truck that comes pre banged up from nights of partying. It's called the godfather of rams.

 
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Old Jan 10, 2005 | 10:40 PM
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOSHHH. That was sooo funny!I must of had 20 people sign on just to read your post.
 
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