THIS is so so true!!! Worth every penny!!!

Welcome to DF

 

If that ever happens to me I will tell them to call the cops now. When they ask why, will tell them that I will not give that b^%$h a dime. I will have three hots and a cot in a min security jail but oh well.

 

So you'd rather take it in the exhaust literally rather than figuratively? To each his own, I guess.

 

Hey good news is the truck wont leave you and even though its a dodge will still cost a hell of a lot less, plus it will let you sleep with it every night

 

lol willie nelson tells it better, but yeah thats a good one.

 

Highly doubt that would happen!!

 

What's one of the most expensive things you will ever encounter?
A woman that's free for the evening...

 

This thread reminded me of this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE2qN7A7Fk0

 

Well, ya gotta admit.... there are a lot of similarities between your truck, and wife/girlfriend.....

Spend all you money on her.
Spend all your free time with her.
You have to have two jobs to support her......

Seriously? The only real difference? My truck never talks back to me, and is 99.99% sure to be right where I left her last night.

 

Shucks, my wife never talks back to me and is always right where she ought to be. And she'll be that way until I untie her and remove the duct tape from her mouth, too!