Man, this is hilarious. How could anyone take this thread seriously? I'm just gonna sit back and watch...

 

Yea good call, that doesn't make any sense. On so many levels. I will let someone else pick apart this

 

Must have been a clever truck driver.

He likely figured a dwarf was cheap, and therefore a child would be even cheaper- and he could fit like 30 of them in the truck. They would rotate shifts so the truck would never stop rolling.

Furthermore, it would confound any officer unfortunate enough to have pulled them over- they would be set free to continue earning their keep whilst the officer sought psych help from working too much.

It's brilliance.

Dude, do you know how close you came to being subjected to child labor? Its a good thing you can't drive worth a dang, huh?

 

Just read the whole thread... hilarious.

Snowsurfer if you're still reading this thread: I believe you---my dad let me drive when I was a fetus, so we share a somewhat common experience (I was able to parallel park AND back up a trailer by the second trimester).

 

My dad taught me how to dive when I was only a stem cell. Thanks goodness for that because now I have lower insurance rates because of my lengthy driving experience.

 

Pssshh... By the third trimester I was driving big rigs and flying helicopters. By 2 months I was an ace pilot (woulda been 1 month if not for that damn license waiting period--for some reason the FAA wont let you apply for one until you're out of your momma)

You see we had this friend who was a dwarf truck driver/heli pilot, so the blocks were already there for my newly formed legs to reach........... oh wait.... thats already been used.

 

Common guys your going to talk like this to a 15 year old? I think taking shots at a 15 year old is a sign that you need to grow up. I understand your views on driving/politics/arrogance but i also know what we were all 15 at one point and we ALL wanted to drive. Wisdom comes with age and 15 isnt exactly the brightest age. Anyway i think some of you owe this poor kid an apology, I think he could probably be doing a lot worse things with his time then sitting on a dodge truck forum learning how to fix his truck up. Hell dont scare him into imports...

 

Treat people how they treat you. If someone is gonna treat you like a child, you go right back. We could respect him and treat him like an adult (and many of us did in the beginning of this thread), but he isnt going to respect that.

 

Hmph....all I got to do in the truck when I was 4 was sit in the steering wheel of the 72 Jimmy while the folks were out arrowhead hunting. Too damn bad my kids never got to experience the same thing...stupid airbags.

 

When I was his age (and younger), if I acted the way he is acting, I got my *** kicked, AND I got shown who's boss.

There are too many posts by Purpl here that I can quote. And I don't usually agree with everything he says either.

Kids like this are the reason why (well, one of them) I am not in public school.
I would f**king strangle my classmates. Kids today f**king **** me off. Hell, I hang out with 20 somethings that don't know how old I am, and even they **** me off.
Our generation is one of the ****tiest ever. I hate it.
Its little turds like this that are the reason why I DON'T have my license yet...not even an LP. Because I don't f**king trust them on the road. Oh, yes, I can drive. Just not legally. I have great pedal and steering control, I just don't feel like having to watch EVERY F**KING CAR AROUND ME. Its a pain in the ***.


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