Back in my day, we had to walk uphill -- BOTH WAYS! And that was in 12 feet of snow against a 50mph headwind.

 

^lmao
I've always wondered how that works. Would you mind explaining??

 

The earth tilts on its axis, to the point that gravity shifts in a localized area, so, uphill becomes downhill, and vice versa. Now, the shift occurs at noon, so, what is uphill in the morning, is also uphill in the afternoon.......

Now, about that ocean-front property in Nevada I have.......

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mNVn...eature=related

 

^^ I grew up in Illinois.

 

don't matter.. you still in oklahoma, and are likely afflicted with rollage issues since your move.. just use the bong man, just use the bong.. what would alice cooper do?

 

ROFL you guys make me laugh from a good, healthy place.

Actually had the pleasure of seeing CCR last year.... The smoke above the concert when they played that song could likely be seen from space

 

You'll smoke a turd in hell for that one!

 

and at the very least, it will be rolled correctly..

 

What? Won't use the bong for that?