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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 10:01 AM
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Oh, and don't run around with big ole greasy fat chicks.
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Fat chicks really decrease gas mileage.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by 281-318magnum
Can someone tell me what makes our trucks so heavy.
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 11:41 AM
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Fat chicks really decrease gas mileage.
They're tough on the liver, too, with all the alcohol required to convince oneself that yeah, this one's doable.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 12:16 PM
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They are pretty good for traction though. OK I'm done, going watch cartoons now.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 12:57 PM
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Fat girls have great rebound!!
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 12:58 PM
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Slap 'er once, and ride the waves?
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 03:30 PM
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2wd doesn't count!! you drop like 400lbs from the front axle, t case, and front drive shaft.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 03:36 PM
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Rollover twice and your still on top? lol
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 03:41 PM
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After about 20 minutes of sweating it sounds like a washing machine lol.
 
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Old Apr 13, 2011 | 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted by TryMeImHard
get some 14inch aluminum rims with light tires...
what about mag rims? can you find those with 5on5.5 bolt pattern. the mags on my 81 are lighter than any aluminum rim i have lifted. i have seen mag valve covers on summit. that could save you some weight.
 
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