hell, Ill drive out from iowa with a side of Iowa beef, and a couple of hogs we can roast.

 

That's no way to talk about Iowa chicks.

 

only chicks in Iowa that are worth a damn are farmers daughters.. and they're too few and far between to be bringin any out to yall. Ill bring ya some city chicks, but unless you make 6 figures, they wont even look at you..

 

 

THIS HAS GOT TO STOP!!!



All this shooting, killing, eating, drinking, womanizing........................................ ...at least until I get there.

 

Shott - you got the right idea about throwin all us rednecks in the back with a cooler of BUD LIGHT and a grill. I'll bring the pork steaks......[sm=gobble.gif]

Nice burnout! I have to ask though - what did the guy that won do?? Light the rims on fire?

P.S. my Nova will do that without the chocks.....[sm=gears.gif][sm=imsorry.gif] Couldn't resist that one.....Hee Heee!

 

nice burnout,

we forgot roman candles for really close range LOL!! BURRN!

 

I got some really cheap a$$ Roman candles from one of those fireworks places within the first 10 miles of the Missou State lines, just south of Iowa.. man, they only shoot the damn ***** like 5 feet.. But I also got a bottle rocket from that same place that was almost as tall as me..

 

damn!


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i dont think i needed choks..but i wanted to be safe since there was about 100 people right in front of me.. could you see my linlock busting and me launching out of that pit at mach3 .. it would have to be atleast 1000 points,, there were a few small kids in the front too lol