got pulled over in western MD today... no front tag... tint to dark and my tires stick out to far... gayyyyy.
now i need to fork out 350 bucks for fender flares plus 100 to get the tint removed and another 60 for the tag ticket

 

go see the eye doctor and tell him you get headaches b/c of the sun when driving...he'll give you a doctors slip which will then make your tint legal..cant help with the tag and tires....

 

You can remove the tint yourself. Just get an adhesive remover formulated for that kind of glue (I think Walmart carries some). It's about $2-3 and 10 minutes of your time.

BTW, I know that most of us don't agree with the tire laws and tint laws and such, but my family has a pretty strong history of law enforcement and the officers are just doing their job. Yes, there are bad cops and good cops...just like any other job. The laws were made for safety reasons. It sucks, I know, but at least we have a country that cares enough to actually be concerned with the safety of the citizens.

 

tell the doctor you suffer from dizzy spells and the wider tires relieve the symptoms and you need a slip for that too. ha.
why do you need a front tag ?

 

You think thats bad? I got a citation for being too loud. My truck is pretty loud and all i was doing was driving normal...not reving at all...got a ticket for disturbing the peace and exhaust violation....thats GAYYY.

 

So if I understand this right you were driving along 5 mph below the limit minding your own business being a model citizen and out of nowhere this cop, a homosexual nonetheless, pulls you over and writes three citations for victimless code violations. Too bad for you Johnny Cochran is no longer with us. The glove doesn't fit man, it just doesn't fit.

 

How hard were you trying to keep from laughing when you entered that?

Tint laws are made for the safety of law enforcement ... they want to be able to see what you're doing as they approach the vehicle.

 

if you were in reply to me...then yes that is correct. i have court march 6 but ill b in florida for a funeral...can it be excused somehow?

 

my tint is 35% the LEGAL tint in maryland.. i was just pulling in my stepbros neighborhood as he was pulling out.. pulled a U-turn and pulled me over

 

not speeding.. not acting stupid or anything.. they are so strict out there in western MD and have nothing better to do..