Well my wife called me and her and her friend went to get nails done. I decide to take Jack, our little dog whose been sick a couple of days with diarhea, to pick up my wife's friend bike. So jack and I take off to go pick it up. On the way back he is in the back seat and I hear a little fart and what sounds like a water hose. Turn around and the dog looks shocked at what he did [sm=insomnia.gif]. His *** PISSED on my back seat. Mother F^&*(. So I stop toss him in the back of the truck and get home. Man that stunk [:'(]. Well i get home and pull out the appolstry cleaner and start cleaning. It made me throw up....twice. I called the wife and said your dog, you finish cleaning, also asked her to get a couple air freshners....Little bastard.. Oh even worse, he is a long hair Chihuahua, and had *** **** on his leg hair so i had to clean that too. I need some covers for the back seats.

 

I'm sorry, but I am laughing my *** off right now! Samething happen to me, but it was my son. He was real constipated when he was about a month old and so the doc gives him this stuff and says head home because it will take affect in about 30 minutes. Bull****! 10 minutes later on the highway he empties 3 days worth of stomache contents right up the back of his diaper. I never new something so small could explode so much. Truck stunk like baby crap for three months and never did get the stains all the way out! I feel for you dude!

 

Yea Im thinking about some wet okole seat covers but I cant see myselft spending 500 bux on covers. I can just get some cheap walmart covers.. I dont care. He keeps comming around the computer chair and looking at me with his ears turned down...I should go take a **** in his house, see how he likes it

 

[sm=roll.gif]..... Sorry. It's funny as hell. I feel for you though.

When my wife and i were moving her stuff into my apartment, we tried to box up her cat and put her into the truck. She had a hissy fit about being in the box and broke out. First of all, this is a big cat, about 20lbs worth of one.

Since we couldn't put her into the box and keep her there, we decided to put her into the truck. THE BIGGEST FRICKIN MISTAKE OF ALL TIME. When I went back into the truck, that POS cat pissed in my truck.[:@] It stank in my truck for weeks, and I'm not so sure I got rid of it still.

To top if off, we were pulling out her mom's driveway, she crapped on my wife and it rolled on to the floor[sm=headbang.gif]. At that point, I was ready to either throw her under my tires or over the 205 bridge and into the Columbia River for some lucky sturgeon or sea lion. I still can't stand that cat and I torment her every chance I get.

My wife felt bad about it, but man let me tell you, cat **** is the worse.

 

Well the wife just got home and cleaned it..... Its so nice to be able and say "honey he is your dog, you wanted him". I tell you this though "IF" we ever get another dog it will be a girl. This is the first we have owned and he has been a little ****head the entire time.

 

Stone, you'll probably never get that smell out. My ex's parents had their cat **** in their truck, they tried everything to get it out but whenever the temperature went up into the 80's-90's it would stink horribly.

 

This string is funny as H$ll!!!
My wife and I went out to my Boss's house in the country to help him with a computer problem, and did not roll up the windows in the Subaru. A raccoon got into it and pissed in the back seat. It was like cat **** on steroids, couldn't drive the car without the windows down. Itook the seat out to the car wash, tried bleach, and everything I and my friends could think of to get it out, ended up trading it in at the end of the week. The salesman even commented on it when he drove it to the back lot!


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Sorry guys, but all this is pretty funny. Reminds me of the B.O. episode of Seinfeld.

 

It is pretty funny, as long as it happens to someone else

I have a no animals policy in my truck for these very reasons, if someone's pet needs to come along we take their car.

 

LMAO on this one. babies, cats, dogs are all sort of normal, and then the raccon **** comes in !!
i got one for you. a friend of mine lives in a trailer with underpinning all around. a whole family of skunks moved in under the trailer. so next the guy's dog just goes crazy and digs in under the trailer and goes after the skunks. so they spray everything trailer, pipes, insulation, dog. damn it would make you just about puke and the dog stunk as bad as anything. so its skunks 1, dog 0. well the dog doesn't like that so he goes in again, and again, and again. he had to catch the stinking dog and pin it up, and then start trapping the skunks to get them out. it was about a year before the trailer was livable again.