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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 09:46 AM
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Welcome to the craziness! Congrats on the buy!
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 10:15 AM
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Welcome to DF! And welcome to the 3.7L mafia of fury'd furiousness!

Shall I define the 3.7L mafia of fury'd furiousness?

3.7L Member facts

-Our mafia has spent extensive time researching and developing the 3.7L! So far, we have come to an all out conclusion. "FML I should have purchased the 4.7L". However! Causality has shown us some small solutions that will at least make a small smile on our faces.

Those solutions are, and ARE limited to:
-Intake (DIY)
-Exhaust
-Electric Fan
-Gears

Also, our mafia has many enemies and allies. Heres some on the list:

Lightningbolt- Enemy, he never helps anyone try and figure out that damn signiture, picture, thingy that we all seemed to have trouble with. It's like he just doesn't care...

Blown287- Allie, supercharged 4.7L's are pretty cool. Because he has this, he can relate to the 3.7L guys a little easier (3.7L to 4.7L is like 4.7L to 4.7L boosted).

DakotaRaven- Enemy, thinks every post requires pictures to support....which they do...but....well.....uh.....damn, (mumbled under breath: he does have a point...) Lost my own train of thought. I'll get back to that one!

Superdak05- Allie, practically pioneered additional horsepower for the 3G Dakota's in a 4.7L application. Has great suggestions, but can't find his SHIFT key...

Trucky- Enemy, he once was N/A, but now is boosted. All of the sudden, "Hey, I'm Trucky and I'm cooler than everyone else!!" Trucky and Blown are mortal enemies, and consistantly battle each other on.......facebook Tetris 2P battle royale! Let the bloodshed continue...

Donkeypunch- Allie/Enemy, this guy is a real PITA, but is semi-thoughtful when it comes to technical diagnosis. He's kinda stupid looking, but don't let that fool you....he's quite a bit stupider than he looks, so watch out.

The worst enemy of all......is.......Eric Emery.

-We're dealing with a socially unaccepted male, early 30s, and drives a white 3G dak...and a Talon. Seriously? Who owns an Eagle Talon? It's like, some people think they are "SO COOL!". Hey Eric, try NOT buying a car that is turbocharged and AWD. Maybe you'll learn somethin'!!!

Just be aware of these certain individuals. Some will rise, some will fall. Choose your friends wisely, young Jedi.
 

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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 11:21 AM
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Congrats man, welcome aboard! Pics please
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 11:28 AM
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Welcome to DF!

Isnt the new 3.7 putting out more than our old 4.7s? Except for Trucky and Blown ofcourse.
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 12:00 PM
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donkeypunch....L...best thing I've read all week!
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 01:02 PM
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Helloooooo, fellow 3.7l owner. You've come to the right place.
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 02:40 PM
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Hey DonkeyPunch! I can't stop laughing. That was awesome. But as stated before : WE NEED PICS !!! lol..
 

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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 03:24 PM
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Alright another 2008 owner. Welcome.
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 03:58 PM
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Donkey Punch = CIA intel analysis master
 
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Old Sep 24, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Blown287
Donkey Punch = CIA intel analysis master
Lol. Right, well I try. I'm still waiting for everyone to comment on what I have deduced...

But seriously....I'm Batman.
 
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