Hemi got me into trouble today...
#21
02-08-2009, 12:41 PM
Usually one of three things work for me...
1. My last name, if I am in the Midwest to Southern region of the US, this alone normally gets the "... just watch yourself, I worry about the other driver's not you" or the whole "are you related to ______"... "uh yeah"..."ok well just be careful"
2. On some choice installations, my car is known, so they don't bother me. Or if I am pulled over (or in a car that's pulled over) usually get off on associations...
3. If the top 2 don't work, I know the laws a little too well for my own good and the same ways to reinterpret what they interpret as their discretion... and if I do it right, I can usually win... There is only once that I didnt fight a ticket in my life...
I was heading to KS about 3 weeks ago, got pulled over for doin 83 in a 70... trooper took my licence, insurance and registration... took one look at it, looked at me... handed them back sayiong "sorry ma'am" - walked back to his patrol Trailblazer and left... It took me a second to realize what just happened...
1. My last name, if I am in the Midwest to Southern region of the US, this alone normally gets the "... just watch yourself, I worry about the other driver's not you" or the whole "are you related to ______"... "uh yeah"..."ok well just be careful"
2. On some choice installations, my car is known, so they don't bother me. Or if I am pulled over (or in a car that's pulled over) usually get off on associations...
3. If the top 2 don't work, I know the laws a little too well for my own good and the same ways to reinterpret what they interpret as their discretion... and if I do it right, I can usually win... There is only once that I didnt fight a ticket in my life...
I was heading to KS about 3 weeks ago, got pulled over for doin 83 in a 70... trooper took my licence, insurance and registration... took one look at it, looked at me... handed them back sayiong "sorry ma'am" - walked back to his patrol Trailblazer and left... It took me a second to realize what just happened...
j/k -- actually, you ain't THAT bad lookin'
#22
02-08-2009, 12:45 PM
The way I go out now... not giving a D**n what I look like, and more so when I am sick, damn sure they would... but hun... even like that... looks ain't worth S**t... its the brains and the mischief factor...
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.... and even when caught... I am too cute..
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.... and even when caught... I am too cute..
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02-08-2009, 12:57 PM
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Wow!! I thought you had to be laying drag to get a ticket. I'm always punching it off the line. That would suck!
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02-08-2009, 09:13 PM
I think my favorite to date has been "conduct unbecoming of a police officer" to their Major... or well the Chief of police, but you have to know the specific protocol for the individual on the job...
then again a civil suit works but it takes forever and a lot of money that if they were well known in the county you may end up losing cause you know they cover each other's a$$es
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02-08-2009, 10:44 PM
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RodeoRam, you now have me wondering what your last name is. I wish my last name could get me out of one. In my life I've been pulled over twice, knock on wood. The last time I got a warning, and if it were a ticket, I would've taken the officer to court. It was almost midnight out, and I was heading home from work. There were a bunch of state troopers out actually that night. Coming up to a stop sign, hit the brakes, came to a complete stop, then took off again. The officer gave me a warning for not coming to a complete stop at the light. Seriously, how can you tell that, especially at complete dark?
Glad to see you're getting out of it, that's pretty stupid getting a ticket for that.
Glad to see you're getting out of it, that's pretty stupid getting a ticket for that.
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02-08-2009, 10:46 PM
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I was heading to KS about 3 weeks ago, got pulled over for doing 83 in a 70... trooper took my license, insurance and registration... took one look at it, looked at me... handed them back saying "sorry ma'am" - walked back to his patrol Trailblazer and left... It took me a second to realize what just happened... it'd been the first time in about 16 months since I was pulled over for anything at all (not just traffic BS)... I was laughing for the next 10 miles...