There is a fine line between lucidity and lunacy. I cross this line frequently.

I know. i seen your snow removal video....lmao

Life is too short to get butt hurt over someone touching my truck

Are you for real?

1. Usually more than one van spot, and multiple handicapped spots all in all.

2. I have a legit reason for the handicap plates.

3. Why would you risk intentional damge that can easily be cought on camera. I sure as hell would be calling in favors to catch the person who decided to try that on my truck.

Easy bro. Read it in the vein of the rest of my posts in this thread.

I guess I missed that video? But yea I'm the same way. Someone touches my truck and I blow up! My friend has a mid 90's Furd F150 like in one of the earlier rants and he talks the same crap I'm just waiting for it to blow up between us. I have anger issues you could say though when it comes to my truck and other people. I find trash and crap in the back of my truck all the time. I'm just waiting to be accused of underage drinkin because my neighbors think it's funny that when they get drunk to throw their empty beer cans in my bed. I'm always finding fast food bags and empty bottles and such in there too. I have a bat behind the seat for a reason, touch my chit and see where it gets ya.

No, what you should have done is come up all friendly(real friendly), slapped his old lady on the ***, then thrown your *** on his hood(or trunk) and said "how much for the little girl"(blues brother style).
Or you could've just walked up and blasted him right in the nose.
What a DUMBASS!

I completely forgot... I have these paper citations. I have left a few when people park doushely or are just looking for me to mess with them. it's a little "jokester" ticket writing book. Just leave a wise *** ticket under their wiperblade and it will ruin their whole day....lol

Some of the things are very funny ato the point of rudeness...love it!

Thats why I run an LPG conversion my friend........about $5 a gallon.
Al