Detroit Spelling Bee



Leroy is a 20 year- old 5th grader from Detroit.
This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.



1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, a nd the ho tel everybody.



2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.



3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.



4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.



5. Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.



6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.



7. ***** - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said *****.



8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel."



9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.



10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.



11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.



12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"



13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."



14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.



Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:



Today's word is :"OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.



"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

 

Nice.

 

Holy crap, that's funny. I'm an English teacher, and I love malapropism! See me for all your literary terminology needs. My best friend and I do stuff like that all the time just to throw our colleagues under the bus.