Caravan and Grand Caravan SRT6!
Come on... Am I the only one that remembers the old 2.5L turbo Caravans from the late 80's? Swap over a 4-valve head, better turbo, and intercooler, and you have a 12-second soccermommobile... I don't think an SRT-X minivan would be all that bad. It's not like any of the SRT's are built for anything other than straightline numbers anyways. This way, Mommy gets her minivan, and Daddy gets to show off his HP ratings. Not that I'd buy one...
ORIGINAL: MidnightBlueNeon
No tow hitch doesn't mean it can't be an off road vehicle. You don't tow things when you're tearing up mud.
No tow hitch doesn't mean it can't be an off road vehicle. You don't tow things when you're tearing up mud.
I'm still waiting for a new category of racing at Daytona...... minivans. Heck, I couldn't believe it when they started doing it with trucks. There's a lot of $$ already invested in racing 4-door luxury sedans (Mercedes and Audi).... I predict minivan racing in the future. You heard it here first. I told my son years ago that I thought this would happen. LOL
You watch.... soccer companies are going to invest tons to have their logos put on the sides of these high performance minivans. Moms are going to line up for miles trying to buy one. Kids will never be late to soccer practices again. Women will swarm the gates of Daytona and Talledega (sp?) to watch their favorite racers (be it women drivers or cute young male drivers). Guys will stop having to argue about justifying the expense of 20" rims. Instead the argument will be which ones to buy... the ones he wants or what the wife wants. Ebay will be bombarded with high performance parts for minivans. Aftermarket parts companies that used to focus on Hondas will convert over to supplying the millions of moms flipping through MiniVan Tuner Magazine which quickly overtakes Sunset Magazine in annual subscription sales.... SEMA will have to expand the buildings to accomodate the new market. Chrysler, Ford and Chevy will make a miraculous comeback, outstripping Toyota and Honda for the first five years. Toyota soon changes the focus of TRD. Mazdaspeed petitions for rule changes to reclassify the Mazda 5 as a minivan......
You watch.... soccer companies are going to invest tons to have their logos put on the sides of these high performance minivans. Moms are going to line up for miles trying to buy one. Kids will never be late to soccer practices again. Women will swarm the gates of Daytona and Talledega (sp?) to watch their favorite racers (be it women drivers or cute young male drivers). Guys will stop having to argue about justifying the expense of 20" rims. Instead the argument will be which ones to buy... the ones he wants or what the wife wants. Ebay will be bombarded with high performance parts for minivans. Aftermarket parts companies that used to focus on Hondas will convert over to supplying the millions of moms flipping through MiniVan Tuner Magazine which quickly overtakes Sunset Magazine in annual subscription sales.... SEMA will have to expand the buildings to accomodate the new market. Chrysler, Ford and Chevy will make a miraculous comeback, outstripping Toyota and Honda for the first five years. Toyota soon changes the focus of TRD. Mazdaspeed petitions for rule changes to reclassify the Mazda 5 as a minivan......



Why ressurect a 2 1/2 yo topic???????[&o]
