So I signed the papers for my 2012 GC SXT on Friday, and low and behold my son blew chunks all over the third row seat. Damn my luck. He's fine but the seat is stained (after I spent 2 hours cleaning). I am wondering if it's possible to take the seat covers off and wash them? Or is the 3rd row doomed forever??

 

I'd check what the local carpet cleaning service uses for stains before replacing the fabric or live with it.
Nothing is "forever", especially with kids (or pets)!

 

Then you should sell it immediately.


The kid not the van

I dunno, it may have got into the foam...in that case it's baaaad

 

I agree with Dave. Try a carpet cleaner service. You can also order the seat cover and remove the seat and replace the cover.