I just found these, some are funny.

DODGE

Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

 

A waste of forum space................................


Bob

 

Jeez "Bob"...I could say that about 80% of what's on here... to include your e-mail and my reply...but, hey, that's what it's here for...
Switch to decaf, "Bob".

 

Why did you put BOB in quotes?

 

Because Bob is his name...as opposed to his nom de plume. Why did you put Bob in caps...?
See, "Bob"...80%...

 

wow heads are bobbin over bob tehee

 

That was pretty good, even if they are against Dodge.



-Matt-

 

Flat Eric,

LOL

But I like the 60's ad they actually ran, before they thought about it...

"Put a Dodge in your Garage"

Ford and GM lovers ate it up, "Yeah, that's where it stays, because it can't go anywhere..."

And also, cut Bob some slack, freedom of speech and all... His opinions are just as valid as anyone elses... Besides, he lives in Florida, maybe the humidity is getting to him...

 

Just remember, Henry Ford coudn't have built his Model T without a Dodge Brothers Transmission. As a matter of fact, it was the ease of using the transmission that made the "T" so popular, that and the price.
The Dodge brothers made more money than Henry did in the first few years of production, enough to start their own truck company, long before GM existed, except for Buick and Oldsmobile as seperate companies, who made cars only. [sm=yeahsmile.gif]

 

Dodge Stands for
Dedicated Owner Doesn't Get Enough!
Driving Offroad Dodge Gets Excited!!

and Ram Stands For

Real American Machine

SLT

Sexy LongBed Truck

I just love Dodge Trucks and there new line of Cars. Dodges are the only vehicles for My Family and I.