I hear Mayfair got lucky the other night but was afraid tobrag aboutit here,


Met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bull****ted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:








"Mom you still awake?"

 

LMAO !!!!!

Dude that was AESOME and I'll DEFINATELY be using it in my next collumn !!

 

now thats funny

 

Im frightened, but somehow curiously aroused by that [8D].

 

Sounds like my kind of luck.
Old Murphy puts in so much overtime onmessing with meme that he does't have time to screw with anyone else.

 

Captain you think you got bad luck, if it had been me she would have shouted upstairs Mom and Grandma, wake up it's your lucky night [:@][&o]

 

Ha Ha Ha

 

There was a strip club that you could see 3 generations dance side by side, only problem was they were all over 40 (they forgot to mention that in their advertisment)

 

Sounds like Mayfairs kind of place. lol

 

Sounds I couldn't drink enough to make them look good or make me forget i was there [8D]