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RE: Im back...
Two elderly men and Sharx are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to tinkle."
The eighty-year old man says, "My case is worse. I get up at eight and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a BM."
Ninety-year old Sharx says, "At seven I pee like a horse, at eight I flop like a cow."
"So what's your problem?" ask the others.
"I don't wake up until nine."
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#37
RE: Im back...
Old man Sharxs was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called Jimmydaleo, bajafun andjakebrake to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, Jimmydaleo suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new ATS transmission."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said bajafun, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a newframe for the baja bug which cost $20,000."
Jakebrakewas aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, Jimmydaleo suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new ATS transmission."
"Well, since we're confiding in each other," said bajafun, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a newframe for the baja bug which cost $20,000."
Jakebrakewas aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."