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1.) No space suits that show your moose knuckle
2.) All ugly dogs must have a bag over thier head at all times when in public.
3.) No neon lights on your space suit.
4.) All beer cans must be properly disposed of after consumption.
5.) Anydriver leaving a stopped position without tire smoke will be cited for Non-exhibition of speed, punishable by 24 hours in Jakes trailer or 6 months in space confinement. (Your choice)
6.) And diesel pumps only.
7.) Diesel fuel 25 cents a gallon!!!