ZING!!!

 

naaa im not a 4th lvl cleric,ima the Mighty Dungeon Master Woli,feared by all my fellow players
everyone of them seen theirs doom by my hands,theirs destinys rewrited my my misaligned mind and ended theirs lives by spilling theirs bloods and theirs guts everywhere fromt the walls to the ceiling
in the hands of my minions or crushed to death by delightfull traps,trowned down on high cliffs,frozen the the bones by cold winds in the moutains,dryed alive by lack of water in the desert,burned alive by flying fireballs,desintegrated in fine dust and spreaded by winds,eating alive by gargantua size monster that even the name stop powerfull warriors in theirs path....

 

so that would mean your a 3rd lvl troll with 80+3 hit points

 

well im more like a minautor