You, ma'am, can (in kinder, gentler, user friendlier words) bite my butt...

It would be faster that way. [:@]

 

mark the spot my dear

<- as close to a bite as I could find

Ok you'll only be around a few more days...I can be nice (Note to self: no more picking on Rich)

 

i got ya covered on a better one...

 

For a speed boost use Firefox and turn off downloading images. This site flies when you aren't downloading Mayfairs Images...... :-0

 

I told my wife and her girlfriend not to post that pic.....now everyone knows our secrets.

 

Brother, the only thing that will speed that connection up is me using a cattle prod on the internet operator that I think has to translate my typing into morse code, then pull the 3.5mm plug on my home page line and find the little 3.5 mm plug that goes to whatever page that I'm trying to find.

It's not just the connection speed itself, it's the line latency that really kills it. You get, on average, higher than a 600ms latency time and it drops too much info. The place isa communications black hole.....I'm on the very farthest edge of all the satellite coverage in the region.

You should see my DirectTV dish. The thing is nearly horizontal. If a nice, white, fluffy cloud comes over, I lose the signal.

Let's put it this way, it's cheaper for me to call the US on a cell phone than it is to even use Skype.

Oh well, there are lots of other ways to amuse myself down there. It just means I actually get out of the damn house and off the computer. [:-]