BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

So I went out shooting my new baby (Kimber Tactical Pro II,1911, .45 ACP) earlier today and on the way back I got into a bit of traffic.

Well up ahead, I see a Mustang and a Super Pimp Honda messing around a bit. So I'm trying to weasel my way up there......... you know, just to keep an eye on things.

Well, it turns out that this wasn't a GT that was playing and the kid in the Honda and his 2 buddies looked like the typical.......well, you know the type.

So I get up next to this Honda (exhaust pipe facing him), Edge on level 5, about 40 MPH, and lay into 'er. **** end breaks loose, soot's a flyin',truck is all squirrelly,and I roll on this little turd.

So I go up just a bit, got a head of him, goosed it a few more times to give him a second coat of blackness. I slowed down as much as I could to let this kid catch up, but he wouldn't even come up to me.

I got stopped at a light (going straight) this kid hops over to the right, makes a quick right and heads out.

I WAS ROLLIN'. I almost pissed myself when I was looking in the rearview.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Very nice! Almost had a chance to smoke out a riced out CAVALIER today, but he wouldn't get out from behind me... chicken

 

I try not to mess around TOO much on the street, but there is just something I can't resist about laying smoke down on a Yo Yo Coolio Crazy Wack Honda.

It's like fishing.......everybody has there favorite species, mine just happens to be Honda.

 

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That's about the only thing the cops don't drive here, seen one in a silver Hemi with the lights going yesterday.

I smoked one in a small Chevy one night , he was playing with me and I didn't know it was a cop,he was staying right beside me even after I slowed way down then picked the speedup and then I nailed it and left him behind.

He flashed hisred n bluesat me and I gave him the WTF arms but he left me alone, but I was getting ready to get the shooting iron out as I didn't know if some dirt bags where getting ready to jack my truck or what

 

This couldn't have been better....kid had his windows open and everything.

I'm sure the reason he didn't (couldn't) get up next to me is I think I may have clogged the SUPER BLING intake I'm sure he had. His airfilter was probably bigger than a BHAF.

He had this friggin enormous whale tail on the back of the thing, bit stupid fart pipe, and all the other Yo Diggity crap they put on them.....

I just couldn't resist.........It was like crack.......I had to do it!

 

Thats funny, round here that used to be all you saw in this small town- sooped up riceburnin turds. Then they met the power of the ctd's and now you see alot of ctd's and very few turds- amazing how that works. My 06 put alot of turds down. Its funny how a movie comes out and everybody has to buy honda's, etc. and soop them up thinkin they got fast and bad shi*. Just think if they came out with a movie about diesel trucks and how many people would buy trucks and soop them up.

 

We have a movie, it's called:

CTD Show Of Force 2007

The sequel will be out this summer.

And just look around here.....people must have seen the movie.

 

i can only smoke em when they are behind me because my exhaust dumps right on their hood. did that to a ricer up at class and he was pissed but he didn't try to ride under the *** of my truck anymore!

 

"Big stupid fart pipe," "all that yo diggity crap,"...... that cracks me up .....see a lot of that around here also, when one of these characters try and dick with meI just try to remember what my old granny told me, " a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipeint. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere." Plus, I'm thinkin, a ground fog of black smoke probably doesmake a pretty good point also.........wish I could of been there to see that.