I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I had never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again, I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park myRam next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that dreadful moment, crouching behind my Ram, that I noticed a large dent in one of my new dual BRP exhaust tips. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Ralph

 

what thef##k!!!!!!!!!

 

Good man! Your priorities are in the right place [8D]

 

and you called me the devil for not being a diehard fan!!!!!!!!!

 

you had me hook , line and the dang sinker!

 

You definately have alot of free time on ur hands. I gotta admit though, you had me going, I was really getting into this story. She sounds like me with my cell phone though [8D].

 

Man, I was ready to tell you to 1. Get all money out of any accounts you have (if she hadn't already)2. Get any guns, valuables out of the house to safekeeping.(again if she hadn't already)3.Set up video surveillance so you can see what vehicles she's coming back in. 4.Tell the kids(if any) that you don't understand why mommy does the thing she does.

Yep, too much time on your hands!!

 

You had me with that one... My EX-C*!T was doing the same stuff... Was getting ready to tell you "Katie bar the door!!" Good one though. Have you thought of using a pipe spreader like the ones the muffler shops use? They come in Pneumatic or manual types... might be able to expand it enough to pop the dent out.

 

Glad you all had a good laugh with this thread, I read one simular on a differant forum and the timming was right for me as I needed a laugh bad at that time, so I did it here here hoping to make some elses day . My wife is the best and well heck she actually picked out our current truck so, she is a keeper, where ever she is tonight?????, LOL

Ralph