I SMOKED A 6ONO
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03-17-2007, 01:18 AM
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I SMOKED A 6ONO
So, my wife and I are headed back from Lowes to pick up some honeydew material and a 6.0 4x4 pulls besside me on 153, a 4 lane hwy . Were runnin about 50mph and the guy rolls his window down and waves at me wanting to race hollerin come on. My wife says DONT DO IT!!!. So he gets in front of me and kicks it down , I push up in 5th and romp down on it and Blow by him about 4 car lenths, I glance at my tach and its on 3800 so I hang it bach in 6th and leave him in smoke. The light caught us and the poor guy would not even look at me. Im 40 yrs old and I still got it BAD. I guess I better stay away from the mods until I mature a little more
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RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
ORIGINAL: PRam
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
The Difference between Airplanes and Women
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An airplane will kill you quick . . .
A woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
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03-17-2007, 09:46 AM
RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
ORIGINAL: Captain Squalus
That's why I got rid of the B***h and replaced her with another airplane and another boat.[align=center][/align]
ORIGINAL: PRam
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
paul
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03-17-2007, 10:13 AM
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RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
ORIGINAL: PRam
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
The last time I did it, we were with a few friends and my wife and his wife were in the back. This turd pulls up revvin' and rockin' and I hit the tow/haul mode and drop it in 4H. My buddy asks me what the hell am I doing that for. Then I stand on the brakes and get 'er up to about 1800 RPM. The wife taps him on the shoulder and points back, "That's the black coud of diesel death he was talking about..."
Light goes green and out comes the Big $hit Eating Grin!
My buddy is about rollin' on the floor.
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03-17-2007, 10:33 AM
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03-17-2007, 01:58 PM
RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
OH man, yesterday there was a guy in a late model dodge quad cab 1/2 ton gasser 4x4 revving his stuff up and trying ot bad azz around me on the hwy . When we approached the red light he gassed it and got ahead of me, i didnt even try. He rolled his window down and i gave him a thumbs down and shook my head,,, needless to say, this just ticked him off. What did he think that he had there, he is one of those belivers that thinks if hes got a hemi, he can beat anything else,,hahahahahahahaha, what a loser.
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RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
ORIGINAL: Watermelon
So, my wife and I are headed back from Lowes to pick up some honeydew material and a 6.0 4x4 pulls besside me on 153, a 4 lane hwy . Were runnin about 50mph and the guy rolls his window down and waves at me wanting to race hollerin come on. My wife says DONT DO IT!!!. So he gets in front of me and kicks it down , I push up in 5th and romp down on it and Blow by him about 4 car lenths, I glance at my tach and its on 3800 so I hang it bach in 6th and leave him in smoke. The light caught us and the poor guy would not even look at me. Im 40 yrs old and I still got it BAD. I guess I better stay away from the mods until I mature a little more
So, my wife and I are headed back from Lowes to pick up some honeydew material and a 6.0 4x4 pulls besside me on 153, a 4 lane hwy . Were runnin about 50mph and the guy rolls his window down and waves at me wanting to race hollerin come on. My wife says DONT DO IT!!!. So he gets in front of me and kicks it down , I push up in 5th and romp down on it and Blow by him about 4 car lenths, I glance at my tach and its on 3800 so I hang it bach in 6th and leave him in smoke. The light caught us and the poor guy would not even look at me. Im 40 yrs old and I still got it BAD. I guess I better stay away from the mods until I mature a little more
Last night I dusted one of our local finest in his crown vic police interceptor, but we did it at 2am on one of the 5000' runways at our local airport.
He didn't think a 4dr long wb pickup would stand a chance against his super cruiser, he now knows better.
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RE: I SMOKED A 6ONO
ORIGINAL: PRam
Sounds like a good plan, just can't afford all those toys
paul
ORIGINAL: Captain Squalus
That's why I got rid of the B***h and replaced her with another airplane and another boat.[align=center][/align]
ORIGINAL: PRam
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
I like it! I like it!
I'm the same way my wife gets upset at my driving sometimes[sm=bicker.gif]
paul
What does a wife and a condom have in common?
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They both spend more time in your wallet than they do on your d**k.
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