You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
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You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
In response to Dodgegirl19's listing on "You Might Be a Ricer If...."
YOU MIGHT BE A SRT-4 OWNER IF:
1. You look FORWARD to driving to work.
2. You have a silly grin while driving down the road.
3. You know more about PCMs than Bill Gates.
4. Your idea of a high tech upgrade is an oil catch can.
5. You think a car seat grabbing your *** is cool.
6. You've let the fingernails on your left hand grow longer to reach
out and close the driver's door.
7. You judge your speed by the boost gauge.
8. You don't notice your speed anymore.
9. The cops notice your speed.
10. You try to get lower insurance rates by saying, "It's a Neon."
11. When a pretty girl asks, you say, "It's a limited edition vehicle."
12. You buy stock in Exxon/Mobil (Mobil 1).
13. You think about selling Amsoil.
14. You know the premium octane ratings of all major gas brands.
15. You saved your window sticker.
16. You think about making the loud exhaust LOUDER.
17. You know what the letters SRT, WOT and PVO stand for.
18. You've been frustrated trying to put on a Mopar BOV.
19. You don't understand the warranty on the SRT-4.
20. You think Amanda and dodgeforum.com are the best thing on the "net"!!!
More later, depending on my frame of mind (goofy)...[sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley4.gif][sm=smiley36.gif]
YOU MIGHT BE A SRT-4 OWNER IF:
1. You look FORWARD to driving to work.
2. You have a silly grin while driving down the road.
3. You know more about PCMs than Bill Gates.
4. Your idea of a high tech upgrade is an oil catch can.
5. You think a car seat grabbing your *** is cool.
6. You've let the fingernails on your left hand grow longer to reach
out and close the driver's door.
7. You judge your speed by the boost gauge.
8. You don't notice your speed anymore.
9. The cops notice your speed.
10. You try to get lower insurance rates by saying, "It's a Neon."
11. When a pretty girl asks, you say, "It's a limited edition vehicle."
12. You buy stock in Exxon/Mobil (Mobil 1).
13. You think about selling Amsoil.
14. You know the premium octane ratings of all major gas brands.
15. You saved your window sticker.
16. You think about making the loud exhaust LOUDER.
17. You know what the letters SRT, WOT and PVO stand for.
18. You've been frustrated trying to put on a Mopar BOV.
19. You don't understand the warranty on the SRT-4.
20. You think Amanda and dodgeforum.com are the best thing on the "net"!!!
More later, depending on my frame of mind (goofy)...[sm=smiley36.gif][sm=smiley4.gif][sm=smiley36.gif]
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03-10-2004, 11:21 PM
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RE: You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
More:
21. "Ricers" consider you a 21st Century "Enola Gay".
22. The first thing you wash on your car is the wing.
23. You're concerned about the color of your side marker lights.
24. You consider a Ford Mustang a "Colt".
25. You pay attention to NHRA Championship Drag Racing.
26. You debate the SRT-4s true top speed.
27. You know the difference between turbocharging and supercharging.
28. You EASE over speed bumps.
29. You get out of 1st gear as quickly as possible.
30. You're still undecided between Stage 1, Stage 2, or waiting for Stage 3.
31. You know the shift change schedule of your local Poilce Dept.
32. You've got the traffic lights timed.
33. You've CONSIDERED putting decals on your car.
34. You can't find anything for your SRT-4 at the local auto parts store.
35. You actually READ the owner's manual.
If anyone has anymore, feel free to add!!!!
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21. "Ricers" consider you a 21st Century "Enola Gay".
22. The first thing you wash on your car is the wing.
23. You're concerned about the color of your side marker lights.
24. You consider a Ford Mustang a "Colt".
25. You pay attention to NHRA Championship Drag Racing.
26. You debate the SRT-4s true top speed.
27. You know the difference between turbocharging and supercharging.
28. You EASE over speed bumps.
29. You get out of 1st gear as quickly as possible.
30. You're still undecided between Stage 1, Stage 2, or waiting for Stage 3.
31. You know the shift change schedule of your local Poilce Dept.
32. You've got the traffic lights timed.
33. You've CONSIDERED putting decals on your car.
34. You can't find anything for your SRT-4 at the local auto parts store.
35. You actually READ the owner's manual.
If anyone has anymore, feel free to add!!!!
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03-11-2004, 01:34 AM
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RE: You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
funny stuff, i thin i'll add a few:
36) you try to keep the insurance down by stressing it has four doors.
37) forget that the car has three other doors
38) the police know when YOU go to work/home.
39) other cars pull over to let you pass.
40) when ricers say "your cheating,.... it's a SRT-4!"
41) when heads turn when you start your engine.
42) when heads turn when you decelerate using the engine.
43) when passengers start looking for the oh $#*%! bar/handle.
44) when passengers try to slow down the vehicle ala fred flinstone (stomping their feet on the floor)
45) when you spend more time looking at traffic from your rear view mirror that your windsheild.
36) you try to keep the insurance down by stressing it has four doors.
37) forget that the car has three other doors
38) the police know when YOU go to work/home.
39) other cars pull over to let you pass.
40) when ricers say "your cheating,.... it's a SRT-4!"
41) when heads turn when you start your engine.
42) when heads turn when you decelerate using the engine.
43) when passengers start looking for the oh $#*%! bar/handle.
44) when passengers try to slow down the vehicle ala fred flinstone (stomping their feet on the floor)
45) when you spend more time looking at traffic from your rear view mirror that your windsheild.
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03-11-2004, 05:03 AM
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RE: You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
I've been able to agree with 90-95% of these lists since I started driving, but then again look at the cars I have owned.[sm=smiley36.gif]The sad thing is, I DO find myself spending more time looking at traffic from my rear view mirror than through my windsheild in the SRT-4.[sm=smiley36.gif]
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RE: You Might Be a SRT-4 Owner If...
OK, another goofy mood is upon me. Here's some more...
You might be a SRT-4 owner if.....
1. Carnival rides bore you.
2. You buy stage upgrades to stay faster than the SRT-10 and Viper.
3. You slow down approaching green lights, hoping to catch the red.
4. You take the long way home.
5. You never get out of the passing lane.
6. The sound of air brakes makes you want to buy a BOV.
7. You've considered putting aluminum foil around your #4 spark plug wire.
8. The printing on your side view mirrors says, " Objects in this mirror are never going to get larger."
9. You've put a picture of your SRT-4 on the internet.
10. You've got muscles you never knew you had from getting in and out of your SRT-4.
11. You wash it while it's raining.
12. You've dreamed about Amanda. [sm=smiley36.gif]
You might be a SRT-4 owner if.....
1. Carnival rides bore you.
2. You buy stage upgrades to stay faster than the SRT-10 and Viper.
3. You slow down approaching green lights, hoping to catch the red.
4. You take the long way home.
5. You never get out of the passing lane.
6. The sound of air brakes makes you want to buy a BOV.
7. You've considered putting aluminum foil around your #4 spark plug wire.
8. The printing on your side view mirrors says, " Objects in this mirror are never going to get larger."
9. You've put a picture of your SRT-4 on the internet.
10. You've got muscles you never knew you had from getting in and out of your SRT-4.
11. You wash it while it's raining.
12. You've dreamed about Amanda. [sm=smiley36.gif]