I ordered the stage 1 for my 05 on 21 oct and they told me that it would take 4-5 weeks to get it here. I was like WTF. So I called the nest day and they were like I dont know why they told you that. Most people get it in about 2 weeks. Well....... I got a phone call today saying that they have it from mopar, and that I will get it in a few days. It will be coming from Houston and it is only a 3 hr drive from here so I should have it in a few days. Thats some good crap....

 

Congrats on stage 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yea, it took 2 1/2 monthes to get my stage 2. Have fun with it. My old Stage 1 is running around in Texas. I sold it on SRT forums.

 

Guess where my stage one, two and three are?????

They are in the Mopar warehouse!

Why?

Because I have to put my daughter into college before long.

But really,,,,,,does she really "need" that education? She is blonde, so how much would an education really do for her? Maybe I would be just throwing money away on her???? OMG,,,,maybe, if I bought stage three for my car, some rich young guy might be impressed by it, and he would be over here looking at it, and he might take interest in my daughter and marry her!!! OMG,,,,if I bought stage three, then I might give my daughter the kind of lifestyle that every parent dreams of for their child!!

 

wordslayer

Dude why would you even have the idea that you child would not deserve the upmost knowledge that she can get. It took me about a year to get stage 1 b/c ALL my money went to my kids. It isnt about the color of the hair ot the skin or the eyes. And if a guy gets with your girl it is for the feelings that he has for her not for your car. I have 3 boys and thats the last thing in there mind is finding a girl with her father having a car that they want. Dude I aint trying to dis you but thats not every guys dream....

 

Oh man,,,,,,,just think about it. If I have the "right" car, then it will be like bees on honey. I will be able to help pick and choose the right guy for her. I'll just use it to pull in the right guys.

And really, she's a great kid and all, but she might not make it in college. I mean,,,why couldn't she just take "anatomy" in the back seat of her boyfriends car? If she aces anatomy, then this hunky rich guy will marry her, and she will have the life of her dreams!! And besides,,,,we are from Kentucky, so honestly, how much of an education would she really get?? Sure,,,she could major in lottery ticket strategies" or something and make good, but overall, I just don't have much faith in the KY educational system. If she marries the right guy, she will be able to afford a tanning bed, she will have the kinds of eye contacts that change the color of her eyes to whatever he wants. She could afford all the plastic surgery in the world so as to make sure she is always looking good for her man. She will be able to be exactly what she needs to be to please her rich, greasy husband!

You see,,,,,she will be getting what she wants and I will be getting what I want. It will be a win/win situation for both of us!


Okay,,,,,am tickled. I am Juuuuuuuust kidding. Look,,,if I didn't care about my kids education, I'd be driving a new vette right now instead of a stock neon.....LOL. Your thoughts were dead on. Don't pay too much attention to me, because I have a quirky sense of humor.

 

Sarcasm is a wonderful thing isn't it?

 

Ohhh HELLLLLLLLLLLL that was hilarious Wordslayer!

Congrats on S1! I <3 my S1, I may never upgrade. I got mine used, from a crackbaby SRT....that is in new ownership...unfortunately to someone who has no idea how to drive a car, let alone a standard.....or even an SRT. []

 

Hi, LSP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snickers,,I think I tend to think that people take me just a little too seriously.