SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM
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SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM
Interesting day.....gawd,,,,I love mothers.
A little about my mom. Very sweet woman. She gets embarassed easily. Whenever I introduce mom to someone, I try to have the person to thank my mom for giving birth to me. Mom doesn't like this because she gets embarrassed easily.
Mom drives a Lincoln. She doesn't like it but dadslayer does. Mom likes smaller cars that don't have their gutty brakes showing.
(SRT on MOM)
Mom: Word,,,,,now don't drive fast, because these little cars like this will just crumple in an accident.
Word: Don't worry mom,,,,,,I've not killed a passenger yet.
Mom: Why is it so loud?
Word: It doesn't have mufflers mom,,,,,you are just used to the Lincoln.
Mom: Do these seats hurt your back after a while, because I think it would hurt mine if I rode in it longer.
Word: You get used to it......just takes a while.
(I'm beginning to wish that the mufflers are a little louder)
Mom: I like your little car, I really do, but why does it ride so rough?
Word: That's because I lowered it.....I know,,,it does ride kind of rough, huh?
Mom: Feels like we are going pretty fast.
Word: Trust me mom,,,we are only doing 65. (Word never drives over the speed limit when on MOM)
I drop mom off at her house and head back home.
You just gotta love mothers,,,,even when running MOM.
A little about my mom. Very sweet woman. She gets embarassed easily. Whenever I introduce mom to someone, I try to have the person to thank my mom for giving birth to me. Mom doesn't like this because she gets embarrassed easily.
Mom drives a Lincoln. She doesn't like it but dadslayer does. Mom likes smaller cars that don't have their gutty brakes showing.
(SRT on MOM)
Mom: Word,,,,,now don't drive fast, because these little cars like this will just crumple in an accident.
Word: Don't worry mom,,,,,,I've not killed a passenger yet.
Mom: Why is it so loud?
Word: It doesn't have mufflers mom,,,,,you are just used to the Lincoln.
Mom: Do these seats hurt your back after a while, because I think it would hurt mine if I rode in it longer.
Word: You get used to it......just takes a while.
(I'm beginning to wish that the mufflers are a little louder)
Mom: I like your little car, I really do, but why does it ride so rough?
Word: That's because I lowered it.....I know,,,it does ride kind of rough, huh?
Mom: Feels like we are going pretty fast.
Word: Trust me mom,,,we are only doing 65. (Word never drives over the speed limit when on MOM)
I drop mom off at her house and head back home.
You just gotta love mothers,,,,even when running MOM.
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#8
03-15-2006, 10:44 AM
RE: SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM
I'm a Mom. (maybe old enough to have had some of you? -yeech.) and yes, even though my previous car WAS a 91 Escort GT (see intro string) I have been saved.
I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.
my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.
I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.
my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.
I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
#9
03-15-2006, 03:10 PM
RE: SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM
Very similar experience here when I took MOM for a ride in the new car.
What are those red things----brakes mom
kind of noisy-------------------performance car mom
rides rough too----------------performance car mom
whats with that needle--------turbo boost watch this....
slow down----------------------yes mom
What are those red things----brakes mom
kind of noisy-------------------performance car mom
rides rough too----------------performance car mom
whats with that needle--------turbo boost watch this....
slow down----------------------yes mom
#10
03-15-2006, 07:24 PM
RE: SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM
ORIGINAL: farmgirl
I'm a Mom. (maybe old enough to have had some of you? -yeech.) and yes, even though my previous car WAS a 91 Escort GT (see intro string) I have been saved.
I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.
my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.
I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
I'm a Mom. (maybe old enough to have had some of you? -yeech.) and yes, even though my previous car WAS a 91 Escort GT (see intro string) I have been saved.
I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.
my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.
I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
When I was twenty something I would have jogged thirty miles in the pouring rain to get with a 29+10. LOL I'm right there with you (29+11), and no, the gene does not skip. My ten year old daughter had to have her own boost gauge in her ROOM!