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SRT on HOM......wait,,,I mean MOM

Old Mar 15, 2006 | 01:31 AM
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Interesting day.....gawd,,,,I love mothers.

A little about my mom. Very sweet woman. She gets embarassed easily. Whenever I introduce mom to someone, I try to have the person to thank my mom for giving birth to me. Mom doesn't like this because she gets embarrassed easily.

Mom drives a Lincoln. She doesn't like it but dadslayer does. Mom likes smaller cars that don't have their gutty brakes showing.

(SRT on MOM)

Mom: Word,,,,,now don't drive fast, because these little cars like this will just crumple in an accident.

Word: Don't worry mom,,,,,,I've not killed a passenger yet.

Mom: Why is it so loud?

Word: It doesn't have mufflers mom,,,,,you are just used to the Lincoln.

Mom: Do these seats hurt your back after a while, because I think it would hurt mine if I rode in it longer.

Word: You get used to it......just takes a while.

(I'm beginning to wish that the mufflers are a little louder)

Mom: I like your little car, I really do, but why does it ride so rough?

Word: That's because I lowered it.....I know,,,it does ride kind of rough, huh?

Mom: Feels like we are going pretty fast.

Word: Trust me mom,,,we are only doing 65. (Word never drives over the speed limit when on MOM)

I drop mom off at her house and head back home.

You just gotta love mothers,,,,even when running MOM.
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 01:34 AM
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lmao...dadslayer...

90% of your posts make me literally laugh out loud...
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 01:35 AM
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lmao dude that is like driving with my parents.
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 01:36 AM
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Lol, gotta love moms..
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 02:12 AM
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I hear ya, my mom just looked at my SRT-4 and walked away, shaking her head. My sister loved it, though!!!!!

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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 02:14 AM
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My mother has ridden in a vehicle with me TWICE since I got my license....which is rather amusing considering she was the one who taught me to drive
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 08:19 AM
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MY MOM LOVED MY CAR !!! BUT SHE DOES DRIVE A FORD HEY SLAYER WHAT KIND OF SUSPENSION DO YOU HAVE ... "MOM" SAID IT RODE ROUGH
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 10:44 AM
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I'm a Mom. (maybe old enough to have had some of you? -yeech.) and yes, even though my previous car WAS a 91 Escort GT (see intro string) I have been saved.

I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.

my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.

I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 03:10 PM
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Very similar experience here when I took MOM for a ride in the new car.

What are those red things----brakes mom
kind of noisy-------------------performance car mom
rides rough too----------------performance car mom
whats with that needle--------turbo boost watch this....
slow down----------------------yes mom
 
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 07:24 PM
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ORIGINAL: farmgirl

I'm a Mom. (maybe old enough to have had some of you? -yeech.) and yes, even though my previous car WAS a 91 Escort GT (see intro string) I have been saved.

I have made it a habit in the morning of putting that lovely exhaust to use right outside the company lobby. ('Morning folks!) I have just passed the 10th aniversary of my 29th birthday, but I'm not dead yet. Before the vision of an old lady in a house dress cross your mind I hold my own quite well thank you.

my warning- DON"T let your Mom drive your SRT, she may want to borrow it or buy her own and race you.

I hope the speed gene skips a generation, my kid gets it from both sides...
Hell Girl, you go! 29 plus ten = hot. When I was twenty something I would have jogged thirty miles in the pouring rain to get with a 29+10. LOL

I'm right there with you (29+11), and no, the gene does not skip. My ten year old daughter had to have her own boost gauge in her ROOM!
 
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