??Huh A Malibu??
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02-27-2006, 07:16 PM
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RE: ??Huh A Malibu??
ORIGINAL: BigE
I'm sure there was no way to even get a viper through that car wash. The tires are so wide they wouldn't fit into the tracks. Not to mention the owner would have to be shot for trying.
I'm sure there was no way to even get a viper through that car wash. The tires are so wide they wouldn't fit into the tracks. Not to mention the owner would have to be shot for trying.
I guess you have to shoot me, cause my viper went through LOL!!!! [sm=bangbang.gif]
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02-28-2006, 01:46 AM
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ORGINAL: LilSparkPlug
Carwash Idiot: "That a viper?"
Me: "Nope, its an SRT-4"
Carwash Idiot: "What the hell is that???"
Me: "Turbocharged neon?"
Carwash Idiot: "Turbocharged??"
Me: "Yeah, lots of horsepower, very fast car"
Carwash Idiot: "OHHHH I get it now, I couldnt drive it man the seat was too far back Im short, thats why I stalled it like 6 times, I can drive a stick, yeah man I really can". [sm=alcoholic.gif]
Then the kid pulling the car out of the wash didnt know it was a neon either...he TOO thought it was a Viper (I think the shift **** confused these poor inbred souls LMAO).
Kid: "Is this thing a standard?"
Me: "Uhhh YEAH? What you dont know how to drive one either?"
Kid: "Nah man I can drive a standard, but how do you get it into neutral?" (as he attempts slamming it in 5th w/no clutch)
Transmission "GRRRRRRTTT GRRTTTTTTTT"
Me: "YOOOO GET THE **** UP OUT THE CAR LET ME DO IT!"
Old man drying my car: "Please honey shut it off before the kid runs me over with it, he has no idea what hes doing."
Great car wash.....I drive a viper....they're a bunch of idiots.
Paul you have RUNNING WATER??!?! NO WAY!!!! LMAO
Carwash Idiot: "That a viper?"
Me: "Nope, its an SRT-4"
Carwash Idiot: "What the hell is that???"
Me: "Turbocharged neon?"
Carwash Idiot: "Turbocharged??"
Me: "Yeah, lots of horsepower, very fast car"
Carwash Idiot: "OHHHH I get it now, I couldnt drive it man the seat was too far back Im short, thats why I stalled it like 6 times, I can drive a stick, yeah man I really can". [sm=alcoholic.gif]
Then the kid pulling the car out of the wash didnt know it was a neon either...he TOO thought it was a Viper (I think the shift **** confused these poor inbred souls LMAO).
Kid: "Is this thing a standard?"
Me: "Uhhh YEAH? What you dont know how to drive one either?"
Kid: "Nah man I can drive a standard, but how do you get it into neutral?" (as he attempts slamming it in 5th w/no clutch)
Transmission "GRRRRRRTTT GRRTTTTTTTT"
Me: "YOOOO GET THE **** UP OUT THE CAR LET ME DO IT!"
Old man drying my car: "Please honey shut it off before the kid runs me over with it, he has no idea what hes doing."
Great car wash.....I drive a viper....they're a bunch of idiots.
Paul you have RUNNING WATER??!?! NO WAY!!!! LMAO
ROFLMMFAO
hahahahahahahahahah...Oh God, I'm okay, I'm okay.
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02-28-2006, 02:08 AM
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02-28-2006, 10:49 AM
RE: ??Huh A Malibu??
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guys that cant drive stick a sad day very sad.[sm=insomnia.gif]
guys that cant drive stick a sad day very sad.[sm=insomnia.gif]
The hardest thing about driving a stick is getting used to the different clutches in different cars....thas it.
That said, some people just arent MTX driving kinda guys....doesnt mean they cant drive tho
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02-28-2006, 01:18 PM
RE: ??Huh A Malibu??
I went to a car show the other day and while driving through the parking lot a kid yell's out while he is pointing at my car, " That’s a nice Mustang!" WTF! I just gritted my teeth and parked. After the car show, I had four guys in my car, like 900lbs of dude slamming my car down on the tires. I went ridding around and ran into like a 98' model Monte with some huge tuner pipe sticking out the rear. Of course he was revving and wanting to race so we came to a red light where we are both at the front of the light and the light turns green. I don’t think my car ever seen over 5 lbs of boost but by the time I hit 3rd I had him by 4-5 car lengths! Idiot!
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02-28-2006, 07:39 PM
RE: ??Huh A Malibu??
It's funny, you guys with your SRT's, are mistaken for regular Neons... While my regular Neon SE has been mistaken for an SRT-4 numerous times...
I even had a guy hear my intake and say, "Yo dat turbo sounds sweet..." I said, "Sure if you call a turbo an intake..."
Ah the brilliant peopl in this world...
I even had a guy hear my intake and say, "Yo dat turbo sounds sweet..." I said, "Sure if you call a turbo an intake..."
Ah the brilliant peopl in this world...
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