Passing by a local grocery store, Winn Dixie tonight on my way home and In the parking lot I see these bunch of african-american wannabe's hanging around with a bunch of ho's that i graduated with from high school. (and I wouldn't be caught anywhere with those nasty skanks, not even in the dark-- call me a man with class). I decided I was going to tempt somebody over there who was gonna show off, and revved my pipes up a few times and drove slow. Wasn't long a red, waxed, ugly looking f150 regular cab comes up following me (no pipes, but banging that bull-stick noise that they call music). (I say its ugly cus they tried to make it look like it had an ext. cab with a small window 4"X26"-looking window behind the main one.) So i figured he was the proud one of the bunch. He had two idiots in the back of it leaning against the sides (redneckville where i live), drinking beer.) We go to the nearest red light, he spins his wheels trying to show off, and I just roll down my window and laugh and yell "Ready to lose, wigger?" (what we call those wanna-be's), He gives me the finger and take off and of course I win. I don't know what engine size he had but he kept up well enough for it not to be a 4.6l, cus i raced those before. He still decides to follow me again for "one last try" and at that red light, i pulled on the left lane that was giong to merge right, just to be a little cocky. Once again we take off and since it merges like 45 yards (i dont know my metrics well, but it wasn't far) I was ahead by half a truck length and then, knowing I'm in danger, decide to put him in a little danger too, i move right closer and closer to his truck, then turning left, then giong back leaning in his lane again until i completely have him going off the side of the road. (yea I'm ruthless, but I'm just showing no mercy for when you race a Dodge.) I know he wouldn't have dared hit my truck since his looked brand new and waxed (almost) as good as mine... lol. he gets back on the road and eventually turns and heads back.

Kind of a pointless story but I wanted to share another one of mine with the public again. Once again, I'm giong to say, when are FORDs ever going to learn? They are F'ed On Race Day. [sm=icon_rofl.gif]

 

you could have just said shiny f150...its a given that its ugly...

 

LOL All Fords are ugly...

 

What kind of Ram do you have? 4.7, 5.7? Reg cab or Quad cab? 4x4 or 4x2?

 

It was probably a 5.4...those are slow too. Good kill, Brotha!!!

 

im thinking it was a 5.4 triton too, and i have a 4.7 with few mods.
4.7s are slow compared to cars and stuff but they still are beasts compared to competitor's trucks.
i have a "4.7L MAGNUM" sticker loud and proud on my back window so everyone can see that someone got spanked by a small block v8 LOL!

Serves for advertising too cus what else would you think if a 4.7 just beat your 350? "time to get a dodge"

 

It aint no dodge, but she aint that ugly! Notice I covered up the Ford badges

 

I dont really like the looks of the 05' and up F-150s, but I do like the gen before that alot. I wouldnt mind having me a lightning

 

I'd hit it! lol I want one!!!