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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 10:23 AM
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Actually, that`ll be the only good use of a Ramcharger I`ve ever seen. It would be easier to build a trailer from scratch, but where`s the fun in that. And it was either that, or use the front end under my hot rod mower that is still in the early stages of the build. And you`re just mad because my truck can actually pull a trailer. I just need a pair of 3500# axles, some leaf springs, and some I beam steel. But it`ll be my second greatest creation. The greatest being my truck.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 12:35 PM
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Gonna outpull me you'll need 3500# axles,leaf springs and an 8" 20 lb/ft H beam frame.

Built me a hot rod mower once, Had a 9hp verticle shaft, junked it added a 22hp V twin horizontal Briggs, overdriven blades, twin mufflers with chrome tips beside the hood,black w/flames,white tuck and roll seat cushion,baby moon hub caps. And a beer holder lol. Would mow 2' high grass in third gear. Blades sounded like an airplane in a steep dive. Made short work of a 1/4 block of grass.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 01:22 PM
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Doggonit fellers, it's comin' over the top of my hip boots!
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 07:15 PM
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My hot rod mower will have no blades and a Harley 88" V-twin. At least that`s my dream. And my trailer would be useful for towing you home after you break your junk trying to pull my truck. I think it would be cool to build a custom car hauler from a truck frame simply because I have never seen anyone else do it. And you would probably have a better chance of pulling my truck with that mower than with your guanomobile.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 07:52 PM
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My 'ol mower has more off road prowess than your truck. Hell, a three yr old girl on a pink tricycle has more off road prowess than your truck.

And your mower ain't a mower if there's no blades. The 22hp black w/flames mower is no BS. Had the motor,the 9hp was junk,thought why not? Lived between three churches in a small farming community. Some 'o them Baptists thought I would burn in hell for having such a disgraceful contraption, judging from the looks they gave me. Sour faced old farts/fart-ettes had NO sense of humor.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 08:46 PM
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You mean you ride a pink tricycle? And I don`t need another mower to mow with, this is just for a laugh. I have a 1981 Cub Cadet frame just sitting around. And I remember the Harley powered mower on Home Improvement. Just put 2 and 2 together. And we have a 20HP mower, but dad won`t let me tamper with the exhaust . I have an old John Deere that needs a new deck that`s another story. The exhaust is so loud that my brother calls it "Satan`s Mower", because it`s louder than hell. It has 14.5HP, so it`s about twice as powerful as your truck.
 
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Old Feb 15, 2009 | 09:25 PM
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Which makes it 4 times more powerful than yours. Sounds like you need a motor swap. And yes,I could drag you all over hell with a pink tricycle. Laughin' the whole time.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 10:15 AM
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You might could drag it with your Strawberry Shortcake tricycle. I would be laughing so hard that I couldn`t hit the gas. A man on a pink anything is wrong. But I`m not here to judge. Maybe you are comfortable with your femininity.
 
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Old Feb 16, 2009 | 10:07 PM
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Nothing to do with my nonexistant femininity. Has everything to do do with your truck's. And there is one thing that's pink that's perfectly fine for a man to ride. Perhaps you prefer brown? Truck's brown. Just a thought.
 
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Old Feb 17, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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Lets not go there.........But I prefer that pink object to be riding me if you must know. Ain`t got no use for nothin` brown. My door don`t swing that way. And psycological warfare will not distract me from the fact that your truck couldn`t drag a Tonka truck backerds. A Hot Wheels could probably drag your hunk o junk.
 
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