Damn 318 sounds like a threshin' machine in field full of rocks anyhow. Don't know if you'd want to get above idle.

 

That 318 sounds like pure power. You`re just jealous because you know you have been defeated. If you want, I can pop a few Alka-Seltzer the morning we battle. You might actually have a chance then.

 

Yeah. OK. Puppyyyy Powerrrrr. Better do this on a moonless night so nobody will witness your embarrassment. 'Course the blinding flash of a 318 turning to superheated slag might be a dead give away. The Alka Seltzer won't help the ulcers you're gettin from layin' awake nights frettin' over gettin' drug backerds. Better get some 'o them little purple pills.

 

I don`t lay awake at night worrying about it. I know I`m going to win. I don`t imagine that I`ll even have to get my truck warmed up to drag you backerds. I have more weight holding the wheels to the ground. And alot more power turnin` them wheels. Not to mention my superior drivin` ability. That`s second only to my superior good looks. The ladies are always all over me.

 

Superior good looks? BWAHAHAHA! GASP*WHEEZE Ladies all over you? BWAHAHAHA. Damn yer killin' me. How much are you payin' 'em? Didn't know there was any cheap hookers in your town. And warmin' up that overheatin' water blowin' dung heap shouldn't take long. Pervided it'll even start that is. Miracles do happen.

 

dang this is a long thread for just trash talking.

wait a second. Lugs you got a 440 with a a727?
and ram96' you got a 318 with a a727?

Lugs would win. However the real test would be my dad's 91' dodge w350 cummins against lugs.
and or my uncles m44 deuce and a half.. and or my cousin's 5 ton bulldozer.


Its very interesting we all live in the same state.

 

Nah ya long eared galoot, the 440's in the green truck. The Ramcharger is what I'm gonna drag the frame outta '96's heap 'o junk with. It's an '86, 360/727 with a shriveled up little 318 TBI on it. Still has more *** to it than '96's Tecumseh powered junkheap. Offered to put '96 in touch with a feller that has a dozer,so he could help him out. He was skeered I'd drag 'em both backerds and he'd never hear the end of it. He oughta reconsider the dozer,he'll need some way to bury the remains of his lawn mower hybrid.

This thread's all about fun,tellin' lies,and no offense is intended. Well no real offense anyhow. Me an' '96 have been arguin' the point for close to a year. If you fur bearin' critters can stand the insults drop yer drawers and join in. '96 could use some help and we all could use the laughs. NOTE: Any fist fights,shootin', or mysterious disappearences ain't my fault.

 

I would NEVER use a Techumseh on anything. I hate those things. They never run right. I am a Briggs man, maybe a Kohler if need be. And I can drag you AND the dozer backerds. If I take a good dump first, I might even be able to brag both and a mower. And I don`t have to pay the ladies, they offer me money. And now that I have a good fuel supply, it starts right up. And the only thing goin` to kill you is the embarrassment when your truck loses.

 

Here's a vid of me snappin' the throttle on my truck and the exhaust stirrin' up the dirt. Just goosed it a little. Note the explosion. Blowed a gasoline tanker of the road. Payin' you? Yeah,here's a dollar leave me alone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr76hNngqts

 

Yeah. Right. If your truck does that, then when I fart it should blow Louisiana into Western Europe. And it`s more like " I have a hundred dollars, you`re the most man I have ever seen, I can`t live without you". It`s a terrible burden being so sexy. And strong. And having such a manly truck.