Entirely possible, since you'll be scootin' acrost the pasture on yer **** once I've drug the bottom half of that semi turd brown junkheap off. Friction builds heat and static electricity. Me vote for Obama? That ain't funny.

 

It really ain`t funny. And it won`t be me gettin` drug. I`ll be draggin` that underpowered chunk-o-poop of yours around like a Tonka truck. A toy might have more power than your truck. The static from my **** scootin` across this seat may have more power than your truck.

 

Stand on the bed,hang on to the headache rack and auto ignite some 'o them farts you been harpin' about then. Be twice the power than that **** ant 318 puts out. Sound about the same too. Squeeeeek. KaBOOOM.

 

I would love to think up a good comeback, but the cold medications are messin` up my thought process. I`ll get you when I don`t feel 10 minutes past dead. And now that I sold that car, I`m going to mail you those parts soon. I just have to heal enough to make the trek to Beaumont. Maybe you can put both throttle bodies together and have enough power.

 

Don't worry about those parts,it's no big deal. Don't owe me a thing was glad to help. Lord knows that raggedy POS needed all the help it could get LOL. Spend the money on a tombstone for 'ol browny. Did I mention I know a feller with a dozer...............

 

I`d just be glad to see somebody get some use out of them. They were ig great shape, just not what I needed. The way I felt yesterday, I though I`d need a tombstone. I had a horrible headache and didn`t even have the honor of gettin` drunk first. And I bet I could drag that dozer backerds. We`d line up the whole family on the back lightin` up farts. Dad alone could launch the space shuttle.

Do you have any theories as to why the battery in my truck keeps dying? It`ll be fine for a couple weeks, then one day, it`s dead as a door nail. I know I don`t run it long, but I thought it was long enough to charge the battery a little.

 

You would be proud, I just bought a 1985 Ramcharger 5.2L 2wd. It`s pretty used up, so it`ll be a part out. I will be using what I need on my truck and selling the rest. I think the drivetrain it pretty solid though. Even in the shape it is, I bet I could drag yours with it.

 

Used up? Worse than brown dog? Not possible.

 

It`s used up even worse than that dog turd you drive. But at least it had some power steering parts left. So now my truck has a complete steering system. I`m gettin` it ready for ya. Gonna drag you south o` the border.

 

Buy the beer an' senoritas and you'll have hell keepin' up lol. Almost forgot,I can't gas my truck north/south. Brazil would freeze.