Your obsessed with your own **** expulsions. And if the 100 yr old women from the old folks home want to squander there social security check 2 minutes at a time go for it. At a hundred bucks a peice you'll only have to do 9,710 to rebuild yer raggedy *** truck. Even then I'll drag ya through downtown Houston over to San Antone and back with the A/C on and the cruise set. Backerds.

 

More like two hours. And I am not obsessed, I was simply stating that my **** expulsions have more power than your truck. And I don`t have to worry about A/C, my truck doesn`t have it. Or cruise. But I can drag you backerds, uphill, and through stop and go traffic. And 2 minutes?!?!?!?! More like 2 hours. But I don`t charge seniors a hundred, they get a $20 discount. An older woman can teach you things. And I teach the younger women things they don`t know . Your just jealous of my truck and my superior studliness.

 

Well, bein' a full growed 225lb straight feller I really don't give a damn about your studliness one way or t'other. Nor sniffin' squeaky farts. Do get a kick outta draggin' decrepit junkers backerds though. Namely yours.
Bring your cell phone so when I get your truck drug down to the seat springs you can call and tell me to stop. I'll be easin' along in air conditioned comfort,cruise set,listenin' to tunes on the CD, don't want to bother with pushin' the button to roll the window down.
All the while lookin' in the rear veiw watchin' all them sparks comin' off the seat frame of your truck. Ahhhh nothin' like leisurely road trip to relax, been to Colorado lately?

 

When I start draggin` your truck, the axles are gonna come out from under you. Then I can watch the sparks fly as your frame drags on the pavement. And I am a real man, I don`t need no air, cruise, or cd`s. And if I thought you were interested in my studliness, I probably wouldn`t be talking to you right now. My door don`t swing that way. Everyone I know who drives a Dodge truck is straight. I haven`t ever been to Colorado, but I do have a friend who is goin` in a few days. I told her to remember that she is a married woman and no hookin` up with a ski instructor. Thought I was gonna get slapped for a second.

 

I'll be runnin' the A/C to keep 3-4 of them Dallas Cheerleaders comfortable. Plus a couple of the Rockettes. The CD is to drown out the seat scrapin' racket comin' from the remains of your "truck". The cruise is just because I can.

 

And when you tell your wife about the cheerleaders, they can bury you in that truck. And all A/C does is rob power from the engine, power that you will need to combat me. Even if you had adequate fuel supply to that "thing", you still wouldn`t have enough power. I guess those cheerleaders will add some weight, maybe you`re betting on the anchor effect. But I have plenty of power to pull you still. And as for cruise, I only know one speed anyway. Wide open. So that size 12 steel toe cruise control is all I need.And you don`t have to worry about the scraping coming from my truck, because you`ll only hear the sound of your truck swaying wildly at high speed travelling backerds. Without axles. And spewing hot fluids all over the blacktop.

 

Who the hell's gonna tell her? Not me. I'm just ugly not stupid. Wide open's the only way that slime trail leavin' slug of your's will even untrack. Provided the gravel in the driveway ain't too deep.

 

Wives have a way of finding out. They usually think you are even when you ain`t. And I fixed all the leaks in my truck, it don`t leave no trails. The only trail will be the trail of sparks flying out from under your mangled truck when I`m draggin` it. you might put some of those titanium scrapers that the lowriders use under your frame so it`ll make a better light show. When I`m draggin` you at about 75 it should look like the Fourth of July.

 

Before you drag me backerds it'll be the 4th of July, of 2000 and never. My truck'll squash yours like a knat on a rhino's ***. Here's a precursor of what's to come.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWkCRjW3izA

 

That`ll happen when fire and lightning shoots from me ****. Maybe if you shoot my tires out first you`ll have a chance. Don`t start thinkin` that just cause your man is in the White House now that you can do anything.