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Old 10-23-2007, 06:28 PM
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How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant

29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lot s of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring the beer
 
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:33 PM
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Old 10-23-2007, 07:04 PM
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ORIGINAL: GrApHite03

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant

29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

53. Give her lot s of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes






HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring the beer
3.Wash My Neon.
 
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Old 10-23-2007, 07:11 PM
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LOL!!

I give that post a +1
 
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Old 10-23-2007, 10:14 PM
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+2 rodge!!

I had some lady friend of mine (short, puerto rican, big rack in a bikini) wash my neon a few times hahaha, it was GREAT! And I didn't have to pay her! lol. I got a nice wash and a nice view for nothing!

thought I would share my short story.
 
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Old 10-23-2007, 11:03 PM
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+8546516984949651797648451375675421374679815242764 82427137420505644010674567045607650467082730798572 90 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true!
 
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Nice story. Send her to kentucky please?
 
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Amen

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i dont know where she is now. we lost touch. i run into her every so often I have a pic of her somewhere. anyone want me to post it?
 
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ORIGINAL: Kalevra

i dont know where she is now. we lost touch. i run into her every so often I have a pic of her somewhere. anyone want me to post it?
go for it.
 


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