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SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (A personal favorite!!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

All of my tools are these, especially when trying to get the damn disty cap back on (love mah sausage fingers lmao!)
 
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SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL[/U]: (A personal favorite!!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.

Unfortunately I have been on the receiving end of this little practice, once I was knocked to the ground by a flying 3/8 ratchet, the other was a socket in the back, just at the wrong spot at the wrong time. The amount of times I have seen this do damage to other vehicles/property is unbelievable. If you have to throw a tool out of rage close your tool box and find a new career.
 
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A few others:

Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"

Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.

BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.
 
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Originally Posted by jkeaton
A few others:

Jesus Clip Remover: AKA Snap ring pliers. These are called "Jesus Clip Removers" because every time you compress a snap ring, and it flies, you scream, "JESUS!!"

Timing Light: For advanced mechanics. We use these to set our base ignition timing before top dead center.

BFH: This acronym stands for "Big F*&^ing Hammer". This tool is quite versatile in achieving several levels of pounding characteristics.
No, the Timing Light is used to illuminate grease and dirt buildup that has obliterated the impossible to see timing marks on the pulley.
 


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